Luckily I have a very old and trusted friend and colleague, one Mr. Stephen Haproff who I have known for nearly my entire life who happens to be one of the Leaders of the Gay Community in the Greater New York Area.
He’s a distinguished gentleman, one hell of a Rare Rugs/Tapestries/Shrouds? Broker (I think), as well as an intelligent, classy, and I have to admit, handsome devil of a man.
We just had a chat via our Secured Com Line Link Up East Coast West Coast Style to discuss my upcoming bid to become the (Insert Political Party)an Candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America, “In God We Trust”, Epluribus unum, Veni Vidi Vici etc etc.
With the kind and generous approval of Mr. Haproff, Stephen I am going to post the contents of our chat, in order for the American Public to get a better understanding of the way a true American Hero’s thought processes work.
Without further ado, please welcome to the stage Mr. Anthony Mandich and Mr. Stephen Haproff:
didnt even watch my video what a jerk
I watched it
you are very talented
and very sick
how you doing homo
I mean homie
it would have been nice for yout ommcent
i am a very very old friend stephen
you are needy
shut the hell up dude
its only for my art notieirirtytytytyt
im teasing you
just like you used to tease me
i got emails from antonio sabato jr. gina lapiana two comments from clayton hunter male supermodel for ralph lauren and a comment from ian mccall WEC fighter
so it helps to have this litle fame
i am a good artist steph
and i won’t have you besmirching me like this
if you keep it up i might just have to take a shit on my moms wooded floor
and you have a vocabulary too!!!
i will stab kill destrooy this silly world
my browser is so fuckeing up right now that i am like 50 letters a head fo the cursor
and making lots of erros
like a morn
like a morrin
you a morrin
you’re typing to fast
you a morrin boy
M O R O N
hey doan bee a morrin
to answer your question
I definitely have some moronic tendencies
oh are you stating, for the record, mr. haproff, that you in fact, are a complete and utter imbecile and moron to boot?”
where were we?
the topic of Anthony Mandich
I think that would be called “stating the obvious”
Artist and Urban Legend
and now back to you Anthony
One of the hottest and coolest guys in the world, bar none
Just a regular American folk Hero of a certain infamous manner
one of them
Just because you are you
stephen i am gracing you with my radiant and joyful presence
what was i just gonna spit out the side of my neck at you?
you could grace me with your radiant and joyful presence all over my face
just not in my mouth
i have decided that the topic of my blog post for the day is going to be Stephen Haproff, Mercenary, Folk Hero and American Ninja
In fact I am going to start it now. thanks
if you have apic you would particularly care to see published in a forum which entertains hundreds each day
then send it to me immediately
i prefer clean high res .psd files but if you don’t even have a brain and don’t know what that is
send a jpeg
and you can check out your little bloggy bloggy doggy at krashthrills.wordpress.com at some point today
good buy god speed farewell you silver haired demon from infierno
fare thee well
don’t hate me because of what i am about to post about you
i just want you to become a regular follower of krashthrills.wordpress.com
and so i will blackmail you
use that one
you can almost see my dick
LOL he doesn’t even give a shit
he actually sends me the fucking photo
i utilize precisely the same weaponry
my name xanadu
my friend mike barnes thought he was really harming my feeling
by saying my name is xanadu and my face screams IE.
so I embraced it and listen to this comment he posted about it. he was so pissed
watch stay here for one sec brb
how could anyone think that ANYTHING associated with the goddess Olivia Newton John could harm anyone
stephen think about your perspective brother
you are an avowed homosexual man
mike barnes builds skate parks and skateboard ramps
though I dont remember taking the vow
and love “natty lite” and the “shoine” in rhode island
you guys might see things a bit differently in regard to Xanadu and ONJ.
now then i am not a racist or homophobe
THAT was a joke btw
in fact i have many friends in teh gay community
NO IT WAS NOT btw
you were not kidding
now back to MYYYYY explanation
if you have to
so hold on okay
I was disappointed that you embraced the whole xanadu thing. you truly are a shameless being.
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I thinnk I am just going to post our conversatino stephen if thats okay
unabridged uncensored unspellchecked with your photo and one of me
Im fine with that…
i’m not even going t o proofread it to make sure i didnt dfame myseflf
did I say anything lascivious
okay cool thanks bro don’t reply after this
but dobnt reply
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen. I certainly hope that you have enjoyed the first of several debates scheduled to be held over the course of the next year or so. Look for me, Anthony Mandich, Urban Werewolf, Friend to the Needy, Complete Vulgar Moron, and Miscellaneous Care Giver to Women the World Over to continue to express my views on “hard hitting”, “provocative”, “spellbinding” (just some of my past reviews) issues.
As the Next American President, I promise to just keep up the mediocrity I consider necessary to provide the motivation for other, less idiotic individuals to continue their fascinating lives as individuals.
Believe it or not, there is a hidden point in all of this. If you are an individual, not a sheep, then perhaps you may glean this hidden point, at some point.