Well its certainly been a long time and many things have changed in my life. Actually that’s not exactly true. How about a little chat I recently had with Scott Drake, the famed frontman of the Humpers:
Thank you kind sir….
It seemed miraculous from the outset yet quickly disintegrated. What can I say except Koombaya? So today is the day after thanksgiving in 2010. I still have a girlfriend named April Shand. She is pretty sick of me though. For some reason I just can’t behave it seems. For one thing, I have a problem with a game called Cleopatra’s Keno. It sucks me in and I end up losing tons of money that I don’t have playing it. That’s not good when I don’t have a job. In fact, its downright bad.
I’m going to stop going to the casino so my girlfriend won’t hate me. I love her.
I think that’s all for today.