**Note to the Author of the Poof, u mean nothing to me Text Message that I have stolen with impunity and decided to use without giving you proper copyright credit**
Thank you for providing me enough material to write blog posts that entertain everyone involved in reading them. Truly, I appreciate your contributions. Thanks again and remember to keep your chin up kiddo!
FOR EVERYONE ELSE: I SOMEHOW PULLED THIS CRAZY PICTURE OFF OF MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THE FIRST PERSON THAT TELLS ME HOW I DID IT GETS WHATEVER THEY WANT THAT I CAN AFFORD FOR ONE DAY AS A PRIZE.
“The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare.” -Juma Ikangaa