· RE: blocking you now
To UnNamed Ex Girlfriend
Dear UnNamed Ex Girlfriend,
All I can say to that email is WOW! That is just so WOW! I don’t know what else to say then WOW! Sorry, I know it seems a little trite but this one truly left me speechless, a difficult achievement where I’m concerned as you know. Its gripping in its sheer dramatic soap operaishness. I’m very happy that you are going to finally get a chance to give the man that you have been in love with all of these years 100% of your soul. That’s great news!
Its also just utterly intriguing to witness the lengths you go through to block “ME” from getting in touch with you, only to voluntarily retract whatever mechanism you use, usually within 48 hours. Often I don’t even realize that you have done any of these actions since I mostly wait for you to contact me these days.
The finality in which you vehemently exclaim that you’ll never hear from me in person as long as you live is quite amusing as well I have to admit, UnNamed Ex Girlfriend. Not only do you try to make me out to be a “stalker” which is the polar opposite of reality, its also the 400th time (at least) you’ve made the same declaration. I wish you luck, as usual, in this and all endeavors you choose to tackle in the future.
I remain your humble servant,
Anthony J. Mandich, Miscreant
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:58:43 -0700
Subject: blocking you now
From: UnNamed Ex Girlfriend@gmail.com
thank you for giving me the courage to be honest to Jon. I told him Ive been in love with him for 15 yrs. He’s been waiting to hear that all this time. I’m going to give him 100% of my soul, not holding back now since you are dead to me. I’m going to be married and if I get pregnant I’ll have his baby no matter what. This is the day I become a woman who belongs to someone for the rest of my life. I’ll be his wife and the mother of his children. Watch and see. I can guarantee this.
I’m blocking you from replying to this. I tore my phone out of the wall for the house. you are blocked from every phone, email, etc. I’ll never hear from you as long as I live. If I ever see you in person, I’ll turn and walk in the opposite direction