I don’t know what to write about today. There are so many stories for me to tell but the problem is I don’t feel like I can be honest without getting myself in all kinds of hot water. There’s no way I can lie. Fuck that. If I can’t keep it real then what is the point? Credibility is important right? Ha ha ha ha that is funny because there is no chance that I have any credibility to begin with. If I don’t have any, then why is credibility such an important ideal to me? Well, I’m not going to say that I’ve been a juggernaut of reliability in any sense of the word but I still have personal credibility. A long winded way of saying that I’ve decided to start writing about events that are at least one year old. That way I can be honest and sincere in telling you about my heinous adventures in self degradation without offending too many people.
Let’s try it out today and see how it goes.