Hello my little love monkey ha ha ha. Just kidding I was going to write you a letter chock full of soupy sappy moronic pet name talk and actually send it to you but seeing that it made me throw up in my mouth a little before I even got past the first line, I decided to forget my evil plot and just write you a more normal letter instead.
I’m sitting in the garage at Heather’s house and smoking a disgusting Marlboro Light and flicking the ashes on the carpeted floor like an asshole and listening to her gay dog Sancho whine to be let out of the gate where Heather and Riley are outside in the driveway saying hi and bye to Shirley who is Heather’s mom and who has come to pick up my daughter Ciara. Ciara goes to high school right down the street from here at Tustin High School but she lives in Costa Mesa with her grandmonster Shirley.
My daughter made me some lunch today. It was a bowl of rice with won ton filling stuff on top of it with some soy sauce and wasabi. The won ton filling stuff was left over from last Sunday when Heather made some won tons when Ciara was over here with her Asian boyfriend Aeneas. And no (before you ask) I have no idea what kind of Asian parents name their kid Aeneas. Beats me.
Now I’m heating up some fragrant oils in an oil burner which if you haven’t seen one, looks a lot like the pipes the kids use these days to smoke speed out of. Crazy youth of today. They’ve gone wild I tell ya.
So maybe tonight I will take my $40 and go play some poker at the Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, California. $40 isn’t much to play poker with to be honest, so there is a good chance I will drive over 30 miles one way and end up being there for only a few short minutes. When you only have one buy in things can go wrong quickly. I’m a bit of a gambler at heart so I will probably give it a go anyway.
I’ve been thinking a lot about your vagina lately. In particular I’ve been thinking about the night we stayed on John Chase’s couch on Pueblo (in Cathedral City). You remember that house right? Of course you do! It’s the last place you were as a free woman ha ha! But do you remember the night that I’m referring to? I got you some blankets out of my car and tucked you in on the couch. I was also laying on the couch but at the opposite end. Ring any bells Kristen? No?
Well maybe this will refresh your memory. When nobody else was in the living room and the lights were out I decided to go under the blankets. When I was under there I pulled off your jeans and your panties. I threw those in a heap on the floor next to the couch. Then I proceeded to put my head between your legs. There I found a wonderful thing. It was your hairless pussy and even though it was pitch black under those covers which rendered me blind temporarily, I could tell that your pussy was a beautiful prize. I then opened up this prize that I had been lucky enough to win by spreading your sexy legs and putting my wet tongue inside your hot hole. It tasted so good and smelled so good that I couldn’t stop licking it and touching your asshole with my fingers. I kept switching it up, fingers in ass-tongue in pussy then tongue buried in your ass-fingers gently massaging your perfumed clit in a circular motion until before long my face was covered in wet pussy juice.
I kept up a relentless rhythm pussy ass pussy ass pussy ass until after a while I was able to shove my entire inside your ass and french kiss it while your pussy continued to leak all over my face. After 20 minutes or so I stopped and I could feel your back arching your pussy searching for my tongue. From then on I let you beg for it the only way you could….by grabbing my head with both of your hands and burying my face between your legs where you held it while you grinded your clit against my face until I thought I was going to drown in an ocean of pussy. Finally right when I was about to pass out I felt a series of violent shudders and low howl sprang forth from your throat. Your ass was moving around like a goldfish who is suddenly taken from its bowl and placed on the counter. You were flopping around so much and my mouth was filled with the sweet nectar of your pussy juice squirting into it. I plunged my tongue up your ass one last time until you finally quit shaking and twitching and you breathlessly whispered “that was the best fucking orgasm I’ve ever had, thank you Anthony”. I was like, no problem baby. Anytime.
I hope you enjoyed this little trip down memory lane Kristen. I look forward to a summer full of gratuitous sex with you starting when you are released from the Larry D. Smith Correctional Facility no later then May 21, 2012.