Maurice Lloyd, my father, who lives in Canada somewhere, didn’t think I had the requisite amount of courage to post our chat conversation for the world to see. He was wrong.
Are you ready for tomorrow
whats there to get ready for ? i’m me. i’m always ready baby
i’m a silly yet wonderful kid
You are good man, and I follow your goings on all the time, and I do LOL
yeah i’ve got a bit of an unruly yet sensitive nature
so will i get one birthday present from my father before i die?
I see, well don’t adjust it my man, its what make you what you are, been through it and I don’t many friends left, but that’s life, bit of a loner
That is a possibility.
that could be pretty special
profoundly put maurice lloyd
What now my son
Is your U. Gordon going to your bash?
And that’s Mr Moeman
oh your a morman?
no unncle gordon won’t be going he’s a puftah.
he’s a silly silly silly sillly old sabertoothed wolf.
He never one to party
i destroy him in no limit hold em each and every day of life. its one of my simple pleasures.
Is he married?
he has no wife
he has no life
he has no concept of check raising, value betting, bluffing, etc. he’s the easiest read in the world. i love him
What does he do? He was one of my very good friends, and I missed him when he left Trinidad
he putters like a putterer and he smokes crystal methamphetamines on a daily basis. nobody knows the terrible horrible shocking bewildering astonishing capitvating exciting delicious decadent twisted maniacal truth about the man they know as UNCLE G
just kidding lol
but my grandma brenda…..
You have quite an imagination, you should be an author
now she was a piece of work let me tell you something
that woman could snort more lines of cocaine then an 80’s hair metal band and still cook a mean breakfast the next morning
I knew Brenda and Archie, he was a quite man, but Breanda she was the opposite, go along with them both.
You better not let you Mon know your thoughts, or she hit you one.
whatttya mean? i’m posting this whole conversation on my blog at krashthrills.wordpress.com as soon as we are done chatting. you think i’m afraid of my wonderful mother heather? not
Heads will blot you one I tell ya.
back to uncle g. his poker skills are subpar but he’s a good man. and i like him tons. he talks about you sometimes.
heads ain’t doing shit
She use to whack me once in awhile, and it hurt. lol
Gordon and I use to lime all over the place, when I got the car.
she has definitely slapped me before for sure. but its kinda fun.
my moms aint a mean lady. she’s wonderful. she gives me massive amounts of shit for my vulgar facebook existence. i love it. i actually love it and her alot.
I am going to write her right now, and tell her you want another wack for old time sake.
i bought her a palm pixie cell phone for mothersday and i pay the bill even though i have no money.
i’m not scared of that maurice. in fact i welcome that maurice.
go check out my blog
She is a wonderful lady, and love her lots
Britney Spears, dressed up for her date with Anthony Mandich
going to check out your blog
by the way what is my brothers name?
Who said you were the first?
i love rachel by the way she’s funny in a quiet way. but she gets in there and zings it up with me now and then.
oh i’m not the first? and i have more bloody siblings i don’t know about?
holy jumped up jesus palomino
jesus mary and joseph
jesus christ king of the jews
fuck me running
So she tells me she was over earlier.
All that swearing, you should go to church man
oh yeah what did she tell you
going to check out your blog, willl get back to you.
that seems a bit of bullshitttttish
cuz thats a specific thing i told you and i would be amazed if she told you the same thing
okay bye the blog will keep you enthralled for seconds
She chats with you , and all ablut this party , and her invite
So there you have it guy. And I’ll even throw in some bit of gratuitous sex to grab the readers attention even more .
HERE IS A FOLLOWUP
You write very well, and I am proud of you. Your mom need help on playing games on her phone, she just announced on FB
thats all i have to say sir\
What can I say man, you said it all.
click on it dude lips
what i just wrote.
click on it
here it is again this next thing click on
there is no way that both of my biological parents are such frickin technotards is there?
I already clicked on it for your information..
What this wold going to think now, a pair of weidoooo
I feel for a smoke and I don’t, go figure
Your poor biological parents, I feel for them, hmmm
did you see the post i just posted? man your a munta. i just did a post
Go help your mom
hELP HER DO WHAT ? DO YOU HAVE DEMENTIA DUDE?
she doesn’t live here. where you been?
with her phone
she lives in palm desert.
tell how to play games on her dam phone
i love how my statements often cause people to just disregard them entirely out of having nothing tangible to reply with so therefore they start talking about something else in an effort to change the subject. harden up man
by the way its damn. not dam. a dam is a structure employed to hold back water. damn is an expletive and has multiple meanings.
what in God name are you yapping about now, for Pete sake
fuck you man
now the conversation is finally starting to get interesting
it doesn’t take too much to intepret your last answer hahahahahaha.
Go write you blog man
LOL don’t be like that little buddy.
and that’ your
Excellent use of grammar and diction Mr. Lloyd. I admire your forthrightness.
but shouldn’t your correction actually be
Enjoy your bash, going to eat some food.
“and that’s your” rather then “and that’ your”
Okay Dad. Talk to you later Pops.
That must be american
thanks I will enjoy. chat later if you are on.
As for you! what are you up to now, was just chatting to your Mom, she is going to the Caymans soon, I wished her a happy holiday.
wow thats really nice. thanks for sharing that. you guys gonna exchange postcards and what not
Oh Anthony, you surprise me man, just chatting.
Not important, just been a friend.
you have lost me sir. both of your last two comments are beyond my scope of concentration and understanding at the moment sorry sir
thats not the answer an intelligent man is looking for sir
If you say so pal, I cannot remember what the conversion was about, old age.
i gotta go meet this chick who is getting her pussy pierrced right now so gotta go senor later