Shitty Things You Did in Grade School (4chan)


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4chan’s b/random board self destructs leaving no trace of the messages left on there after a relatively short period of time.  this thread was so fucking funny slash shocking that i just had to copy it so i could read it again.  you are blessed to be able to read these demented little stories

I’ll start

>be in 4th or so grade
>after school
>admin laptop lying around
>know password is admin
>werein.jpg
>put every single app on desktop
>teacher comes in
>ohfuck.png
>”what are you doing, anon?”
>”working on powerpoint”
>no one ever found out

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Anonymous (ID: Xmgg1lFK) 10/01/12(Mon)18:20:31 No.428249189

Replies: >>428249380>>428249797

>>428248779 (OP)
Steal money from the teachers and buy candy for it.
Piss on other peoples clothes.
Verbal bullying. (that shit hurts the person whom is subjected to it)
There was more but I cant remember.

>> could you elaborate on the clothes pissing?

Anonymous (ID: Xmgg1lFK) 10/01/12(Mon)18:27:57 No.428250193

>>428249380
Not much to tell really. Must have been in first grade. I think I lost a fight against this huge fucker, but being the petty little kid I was. I wasn’t let him going to walk away victoriously. So when he was in class. I pissed all over his sweater, jacket and shoes, then I ran away returned to my class. Nobody every found out it was me.

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Anonymous (ID: L8g0PkS0) 10/01/12(Mon)18:22:29 No.428249423

Replies: >>428249498 >>428262958

there was some fun raising thing where kids would sell candy bars for a dollar. I used to make fake fives (really bad ones) and buy a candy bar with it.

Profit = 4 dollars and candy bar = fucking win

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>sixth grade
>9/11 happens
>Best friend and i put on two of my boyscout uniforms.
>Go door to door collecting donations to help the families
>Bullshit.jpg
>Did this all week
>Collect over three thousand dollars
>Holly fuck i’m the wealthiest man in the world.
>For the next month just a constant party of new video games, candy bars, slim jim and, energy drinks.

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Anonymous (ID: YR7vQjVD) 10/01/12(Mon)18:32:08 No.428250750

Replies:>>428250936

Used a kid’s gym shirt as toilet paper one day.

Put it back in his locker, too.

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Anonymous (ID: rEhoOE12) 10/01/12(Mon)18:32:37 No.428250809

>be 7
>Is in first grade
>Class is being introduced to restrooms.
>One boy in the stall in putting his face in the toilet
>He’s a browny
>I’m a cunt
>I urinate on his back and get his t-shirt full of piss.
>He cries.
>I laugh
>I get sent home with his shirt, which I was supposed to wash.
>Didn’t wash shirt
>All my prouds

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Anonymous (ID: IkaDSgK6) 10/01/12(Mon)18:36:49No.428251335

>>428250146
kinda similar story to this
>be like 4th grade
>tell people I’m collecting money for some poor family
>made like $200
>fucked off with it and bought random shit.

Probably the worst thing i ever did.

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Anonymous (ID: FY6a3TSK) 10/01/12(Mon)18:38:52 No.428251627

Replies: >>428264438

i once convinced a kid that eating seeds i found on the ground would get him to fly, but only if he jumped off tall things.

teacher stopped him from jumping off the building though. didn’t even get in trouble.

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Anonymous (ID: IliUoaXO) 10/01/12(Mon)18:39:23 No.428251687

Replies: >>428259292 >>428261329 >>428262247>>428266090

>5th grade
>girl brings in 500$ in cash to class
>me and Mexican friend steal it
>class gets searched
>hide it in sock
>buy shit from those scholastic magazine they pass out in school the next week

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Anonymous (ID: jfUYgIta) 10/01/12(Mon)18:40:15 No.428251815

Replies: >>428252195 >>428253360>>428255914

>be in 6th grade
>see hot girl lean over in class
>i see her ass
>she turns and sees me doing this
>she says “if you had one moment to seize everything you ever wanted would you take it?”
>weak arms are heavy
>mom’s spaghetti

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Anonymous (ID: DNuLCaQN) 10/01/12(Mon)18:41:34 No.428251984

Replies: >>428257815

throw shit out school bus window at oncoming cars like yogurt, grapes, cheese sticks, and even a calculator once

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Anonymous (ID: IdYl/ZQ3) 10/01/12(Mon)18:41:54No.428252035

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spat on girls walking home from school
they didn’t do anything and I didn’t even know them

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Anonymous (ID: WeYMgSiK) 10/01/12(Mon)18:43:38No.428252276

>be in 3rd grade
>last day of school
>asshole teacher left classroom during lunch
>door unlocked
>2 friends and I walk in casually
>flip over desks
>piss all over the teachers desk
>still not enough
>poop in her jacket
>smear shit all over the whiteboard
>throw papers everywhere
>walk out casually
>took a seat outside
>watched teacher come back
>freak out
>didn’t even know it was us

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Anonymous (ID: LJtsl4Om) 10/01/12(Mon)18:44:41 No.428252410

Replies: >>428253071 >>428254176 >>428258634 >>428263010

>I was a little ninja thief.
>In 1st grade, I stole over 3 dozen erasers, several boxes of pencils, and a stack of construction paper.
>In 2nd, I stole about 2 dozen geography and history books from the library, which I burned after reading them.
>3rd, stole some Goosebumps books which were out of print to add to my own collection after figuring out how to remove the super sticky tape and labels without damaging the covers.
4th, Pokemon cards all up in this bitch. I used to befriend kids who had large card collections, hang out with them for a week, then started stealing their holographics. Never got caught, or even called out, but I think some figured it out eventually.
>5th, I stole nothing, but used to annoy a kid who cried easily (he would get so frustrated, and screech like a wounded pig after half an hour of making annoying, distracting sounds while looking right at him.)
>In 6th, I stole magazines from lockers. Also, had to steal back some games which a “friend” had stolen the previous weekend. Stupid fucker tried to act like they were his, when I had marked the inside of the slots with a Sharpie.
>7th, we started using those Bic mechanical pencils. I stole too many of these to count, along with many little containers of “lead”. Also, some bitch teacher’s bag of Jolly Ranchers.
>8th, I stole from stores. Probably $200 worth of candy, Red Bulls, and other little things.

I completely stopped during the summer between 8th and 9th grade.

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Anonymous (ID: FY6a3TSK) 10/01/12(Mon)18:49:09 No.428253071

>>428252410
haha.
me and my friends found an underground compartment to the basketball court in our school. we found it connected to the “store random shit” part of the school, so we took everything of value and hid it under the basketball court. honestly i thought it was a dream, but everyone i know says it happened and the wall we painted with the paint and paint brushes we stole is still visable.

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Anonymous (ID: gjUFvd0q) 10/01/12(Mon)18:51:20 No.428253360

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>>428251815
fuck me 10/10 anon, 10/10

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Anonymous (ID: K8cCFSRt) 10/01/12(Mon)18:52:39 No.428253534

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its not elementary school.. but its middle school…

>id have science class every other day and the teacher was a downer.. he was always depressed and acted like he didnt care about anything (which he didnt)
>every class me and my friend would go to his computer (while he was in the hallway making sure kids werent late for class)
>we would open up like 10 google searches of porn

also

>same class
>wasnt feeling so i called in to go home “sick”
>after calling home i started doing a worksheet that had to be turned in
>fuckit.jpeg
>took pb sandwhich i had, put it inside textbok i was using, slammed book, pd sandwhich everywhere like all over the desk, inside book on the cover lol
>walk out class and go home
>next class teacher says someone did this to textbook, everyone looks at me and laughs
>mfw no fucks were given

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Anonymous (ID: Xmgg1lFK) 10/01/12(Mon)18:52:46 No.428253546

Replies:>>428253635

>>428252195
I dont get it. Would you be so kind as to explain?

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Anonymous (ID: h6Utf1e2) 10/01/12(Mon)18:53:02 No.428253579

>be 4th grade
>girl catches ladybug and is letting it walk on the ground and showing her friends
>walk up with my friends
>squish it
>lol with my friends
>girl cries
>shit

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Anonymous (ID: gjUFvd0q) 10/01/12(Mon)18:53:29No.428253635

>>428253546
lose yourself by eminem, last couple parts are the lyrics

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Anonymous (ID: HQ5H8FGn) 10/01/12(Mon)18:54:35 No.428253779

Replies:>>428256192

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>be 12
>live in cul de sac
>have group of friends
>”we own dis shit”
>be faggot neighbor kid who stinks
>time to fuck with him
>older friend poops on paper plate
>so much poop
>pic related
>smear the poop filled plate on their moms cars hubcap
>next day
>see dog licking poop off hubcap
>dog runs to them
>licks them
>ohgodyes.jpg

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Anonymous (ID: zRftvrNL) 10/01/12(Mon)18:56:05 No.428253991

Set fire to my project and left it on my bitch art teacher’s desk, spread rumours about her, sent her to therapy.
>there’s only so many times you can be asked, ‘when’s it due?’ when you’re just a fat bitch

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Anonymous (ID: zRftvrNL) 10/01/12(Mon)18:57:35 No.428254176

Replies: >>428255126

>>428252410
If your name is Matthew Rajun I’m gonna fucking kill you. All my Ancient Mews, promos and shinies, and upwards of 300 cards. CUNT

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Anonymous (ID: Vb2AfVk1) 10/01/12(Mon)18:57:42No.428254185

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>shitty spring-loaded paintball gun to school
>didn’t find a good opportunity to use it
>bus ride home
>see posh kids walking home from grammar school
>usetheforceluke.jpg
>load gun
>point it out the window
>shoot kid in the head
>everyone on the bus laughs uncontrollably
>look back and he his lying on the floor
>ohshithahahahahaha
>still laughing now and this was 7 years ago

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Anonymous (ID: zknKc53w) 10/01/12(Mon)18:59:11 No.428254395

In first grade I spit on a girl
In second I stole a big ass box of crayons from the school set, freaked out, and hid it in a girls backpack. When she found them she brought them to the teacher and the teacher thought she stole them. She got a referral.
Also my cumbox.

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Anonymous (ID: G6+Lq6AW) 10/01/12(Mon)19:04:12 No.428255126

>>428254176
i know that feel … 200+ cards gone ….
thou i found out that the dudes that stole from me got some bad karma … 1 got ran over, one lost his and and the other 2 got HIV … apparently brothers shouldnt share needles, how bout that …

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Anonymous (ID: ZlD8rEAJ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:07:18No.428255539

>Be in 5th grade
>Last day of school
>Call girl a slut
>Have no idea what it is
>Get in big trouble
>Insincerely apologize to slut
>Forgot all about it till now.

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Anonymous (ID: PFwc33O0) 10/01/12(Mon)19:09:49 No.428255885

Replies:>>428265720

True story…
>7th grade in Australia
>go to really shitty school
>Have art teacher who is Spanish or arab (who cares was a cunt)
>get into random argument with her for no reason
>Stay behind after class anon
>everyone else leaves
>she bitches at me
>leave class mad
>slap own face just enough so its red
>Walk out shocked and tell principle that teacher slapped me
>Principle freaks out
>never see other teacher again

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Anonymous (ID: UKLOTVtc) 10/01/12(Mon)19:10:06 No.428255914

Replies:>>428263947

>>428251815
I was thinking for a moment, no 6th grader would say that. 2/10

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Anonymous (ID: 6dRehhi+) 10/01/12(Mon)19:10:17No.428255949

>Big fat ginger
>Half of entire asscrack out
>walk by
>shove pencil down asscrack
>lol till sides hurt

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Anonymous (ID: kycTOBqQ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:11:52No.428256140

>>428250146
that is pretty win

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Anonymous (ID: rnXp8vM2) 10/01/12(Mon)19:12:18No.428256192

>>428253779
Was seriously expecting an Ed, Edd, and Eddy joke…

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Anonymous (ID: bA0w/Hpa) 10/01/12(Mon)19:14:19 No.428256470

not really elementary but second day of grade 7
>be in gym class
>teacher tells us to change for our second gym class, the first we just fucked around
>be in changeroom feeling really uncomfortable
>go take a shit in change room washroom
>finish but not toilet paper
>go outside with pants at ankles
>find a towel and proceed to wipe my ass clean
>go to gym class a bit late
>after class “anon did you use my towel?”
>deny, deny, deny
>never got caught to this day

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Anonymous (ID: QZQI07z2) 10/01/12(Mon)19:14:23 No.428256476

Replies: >>428258083

Me and my friends didn’t like one of the older kids, so we
>stole his hat, put into a toilet
>all 4 of us pissed on it
>one of us shit on it
>I tried to flush it
>didn’t work.
>toilet got clogged and water started flooding out of it
>ran away.
We still laugh about it from time to time, I can’t remember if we got in trouble for it, I don’t think we did.

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Anonymous (ID: aNyUv2CK) 10/01/12(Mon)19:14:25 No.428256482

Replies: >>428257324 >>428263308 >>428266814

File: 1349133265751.jpg-(15 KB, 432×216, Buster.jpg)

I don’t know if this is dickish but I used to masturbate in the middle of class. I’m talking daily for 3 or 4 years until I got into high school and decided it was time to actually try talk to girls.
Everytime I saw some girl’s panties or cleavage, I would get so hard and reach into my pocket and start wacking away.
I trained and learned how to make it not noticeable and still get that masturbate feel without jerking it as viciously as I do nowadays.
>mfw some douchebag walked up to me after class and said he knew what I was doing under the desk

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Anonymous (ID: C3J2Wnmt) 10/01/12(Mon)19:15:42 No.428256651

Replies:>>428257658

File: 1349133342578.png-(131 KB, 492×358, 11111.png)

>be in 3rd grade
>fun thing to do was kick your shoe off into the air
>I wore steeltoe boots
>kid kicks his shoe off
>Im walking behind him
>kick my boot off as hard as possible
>flies into back of his head
>he falls on the ground crying
>mfw because I didnt like him
>i hide in play tires the rest of lunchbreak

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Anonymous (ID: l7hKlVXo) 10/01/12(Mon)19:15:47 No.428256658

>winter
>school
>huge green area where most of the kids were
>playing with snow
>me and buddies pretend to cover annoying 5th grader in snow
>actually beat him up
>every winter, always

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Anonymous (ID: WAElyvTR) 10/01/12(Mon)19:16:13 No.428256704

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97% of people fall instantly asleep after visiting this website

http://hypno.newsexstories.com

A weird phemomenon that even scientisst don’t have a proper explanation for. pic(59).jpg

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Anonymous (ID: RL+o5vlQ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:16:19 No.428256724

Replies: >>428270190>>428270416

>Be 8 year old femanon
>Ask friend to show me his penis
>He shows
>Hall monitor catches him

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Anonymous (ID: sxzQIbxg) 10/01/12(Mon)19:16:28 No.428256737

Replies: >>428262872

>>428250146
I did the same thing with my friends for Hurricane Katrina. Probably the worst thing I’ve ever done and I honestly regret doing it (fucking bad karma lol). I am a little relieved to know other people did shit like that too.

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Anonymous (ID: bmFeQfVu) 10/01/12(Mon)19:16:46No.428256786

> be sitting in the back of the class making animal noises
> teacher is getting pissed off
> Teacher yells at another kid, blaming him
> we keep making animal noises
> he gets sent out of class and gets detention
> 😀

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Anonymous (ID: FI5zP8UU) 10/01/12(Mon)19:17:31 No.428256896

Replies:>>428258793

File: 1349133451013.png-(156 KB, 270×271, 1348413973827.png)

>In class
>just chillin trying to make a clay rhino
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>kid goes to take a piss
>everyone is silent
>loudest fucking noise ever
>louder than Anne Frank
>girls start laughing, kid is crying
>few days later
>need to take a huge piss
>drank 2 juice boxes
>remembers the kid whiping his dick out and pissing a fountain
>fuck that
>takes a piss in the garbage can
>few days later…
>teacher takes all the boys out
>tells us someone has been taking a piss in the garbage can
>dont tell anyone
>no one knew it was me
>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: ib3rW7YZ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:18:33No.428257026

>>428248779 (OP)
Try to fit in

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Anonymous (ID: 4wDf4ewu) 10/01/12(Mon)19:18:33No.428257027

>>428248779 (OP)
Stole Yu Go Oh cards all the fucking time
Stole money from class fundraiser
I used to lift up girls skirts and pull their panties down

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Anonymous (ID: 8fzD2lVj) 10/01/12(Mon)19:19:30 No.428257136

Replies: >>428263128

>3rd grade
>have a fat stinky indian girl in class
>me n buddy kick her one day at recess and call her stinky creambuff
>cries her eyes out
>only get 2 days detention (detention was 30 minutes long)
>mfw that girl is hot as fuck nowadays but has HUGE problems with anorexia and bulimia. fucking lol

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Anonymous (ID: ebRY11FL) 10/01/12(Mon)19:20:39No.428257293

>be like 8
>called fat bitch”a whale”
>told to apologize
>sorry for calling you a fat whale

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Anonymous (ID: ZlD8rEAJ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:20:51 No.428257324

Replies:>>428258042

>>428256482
Teach us your secrets, Oh Wise One.

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Anonymous (ID: FJqc32hO) 10/01/12(Mon)19:20:54 No.428257334

Replies:>>428259573

>Be 6th grade
>Running on track
>Asshole girls place fucking wad of gum on my arm
>they say they’re sorry
>I take gum
>pull out girls hair
>Shove the gum in her hair
>ask her if she likes it
>she cries
>runs off
>Her friend stands their speechless
>I keep running in victory

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Anonymous (ID: 2N+nd4an) 10/01/12(Mon)19:22:14 No.428257508

>be in 4th grade, last day of school
>total faggot in my class, pissed me off all year and got me in trouble
>we had recess
>towards end of recess, I just completely kicked his ass
>choked him, kicked him in the head, everything
>walk back inside (everybody else was already inside, I was alone with kid
>5 minutes later, faggot kid comes in, sobbing
>tells on me
>Teacher: “did you do something to faggot’s neck?
>me: nope
>teacher: ok
>teacher hated him too
>never got in trouble

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Anonymous (ID: WLi6grXx) 10/01/12(Mon)19:23:16 No.428257658

>>428256651

Shit, I used to do that in 3rd grade too, except we’d launch them off while we we on the swing set so it got like 30ft of air.

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Anonymous (ID: mrclRP2n) 10/01/12(Mon)19:24:13 No.428257771

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>be in class
>room has vent close to floor that sucks in air to recycle it through the air conditioner
>take of shoes after PE
>put dirty smelly feet (with 2 day old socks lol) in front of vent
>rancid smell gets cycled into room
>MFW when we had to leave the room and no one every knew what it was from

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Anonymous (ID: v1F9dDqZ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:24:35 No.428257815

>>428251984
I’ve had my windshield cracked because of a little shit like you.

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Anonymous (ID: FpUFUAtj) 10/01/12(Mon)19:24:44 No.428257838

> kid is pissing me off
> recess
> playground
> hey look what I have in my hand douchebag
> open up hand and throw sand in his face
> teachers thought he lied when he told on me and gave him detention

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Anonymous (ID: 8E0oXhnE) 10/01/12(Mon)19:25:34 No.428257961

Replies: >>428262113

File: 1349133934358.gif-(1.11 MB, 320×240, 1344376767229.gif)

>be in kindargarden.
>playing with some dumb toy, might have been a train.
>other kid walks up
>this kid always takes the stuff i want to play with
>starts arguing/fighting over the dumb toy
>teacher comes over
>she’s some mid-thirties fat chick
>she asks us what happened, knowing i get in posessive fights all the time
>she takes the toy and gives it to him even though i had it first
>mfw
>get super pissed, wind up spinning around and punching her so hard in the gut that she fell backwards and passed out

I was a fucking boss as a kid. Nearly got expelled for that.

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Anonymous (ID: n4GLQC9M) 10/01/12(Mon)19:25:48 No.428257994

>me and my friend spit on a kid that lived with his grandparents
>pulled on a girls legs while she was playing on the jungle gym… her cousin is paralyzed because someone did that to her and she fell

thats about it i was a pretty nice kid mostly

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Anonymous (ID: aNyUv2CK) 10/01/12(Mon)19:26:10 No.428258042

Replies: >>428264081

>>428257324
Trick is to wear jeans, angle your dick down and put your hand on top of it from inside your pocket and move it back and forth slowly without rousing suspicion,
put one of your feet on your opposite knee so you just look like you’re getting comfortable
little do they know know how comfortable you actually are

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Anonymous (ID: 85QSJ2ma) 10/01/12(Mon)19:26:25 No.428258083

Replies: >>428261406

>>428256476
You stupid mother fucker. Someone took my hat in 6th grade and did this shit! Are you in New York?

mind fucking blown

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Anonymous (ID: tM58KEW7) 10/01/12(Mon)19:27:04 No.428258167

Most I can ever remember doing was trying to spread my cold/flu whenever I got slightly sick. Breathing on drinking fountains, wiping my hands on doorknobs and other things that multiple people were going to touch.

Seemed pretty harmless back then, but looking back it was a really dick move.

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Anonymous (ID: bA0w/Hpa) 10/01/12(Mon)19:29:17 No.428258447

>be in 5th grade
>pantsing people is the new thing, girls do it boys do it
>catch my good friend hanging from the monkey bars
>pants the shit out of him that even his boxers fall down
>exposed penis to everyone for a good 7 seconds
>he gets embarrassed as fuck and never talks to me again

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Anonymous (ID: 9/YX3ZVi) 10/01/12(Mon)19:29:21 No.428258454

Replies: >>428263647>>428264197

>>428250146
>2001
>Energy Drinks

OK

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Anonymous (ID: hbmZGxfK) 10/01/12(Mon)19:29:45No.428258516

>>428248779 (OP)
>be kindergarten
>arts and crafts
>fuckyea
>derping along on some handturkey
>kid next to me cuts my sweater with scissors
>take scissors stab kids hand
>1980’s
>safety scissors weren’t invented
>principle calls parents
>deeplyashamed
>but he did it first!
>fuck you anon
>spit on kid when supposed to apologize
>removed from school

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Anonymous (ID: XzVsrPzw) 10/01/12(Mon)19:30:22 No.428258596

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>Verbal Bully

I still hate myself for doing this. I’m sure I’ve hurt so many people and I regret it so much.

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Anonymous (ID: LJtsl4Om) 10/01/12(Mon)19:30:38 No.428258634

Replies: >>428266263

>>428252410
I just pulled out some more memories of being a prick as a kid.

>Throughout elementary, there were grasshoppers everywhere during recess. I loved to catch them, then throw them at people. I also crushed them with big pieces of mulch inside of the playground tubes and on the bottoms of slides, so others would get guts on their clothes.

>Buying 1 lock every week for 2 months with my allowance in 3rd grade, so I could put them on lockers, and someone had to cut them off.

>Pissing into the toilet paper holder/enclosure (just imagine the pose that this took).

>Scribbling on walls and lockers with a big, industrial permanent marker.

>Leaving the sink on in the classroom restroom in 1st grade.

>Kicking school-owned balls onto the roof during the last minute of recess or gym. Taking someone else’s ball and doing this was hilarious.

>Writing a 3-page 2nd grade essay in mirror form, so everything was backwards.

>Stole money from mom and blamed my sister, who was caught doing it.

>Used dad’s soldering gun to remove components from sister’s PlayStation’s motherboard, then put it back together and acted like I had no idea why it wasn’t turning on.

>Sprinting across the street at night to piss on neighbor’s car, sometimes the house doorknob if I was brave enough.

>4th grade, 15 year old sister steals my Charizard card. Punch holes through her door and punch her in the side of her ribs before stealing it back. The hoebag bent the lower right corner. Have recurring dreams of her stealing and destroying my stuff for weeks.

I’m out of stories.

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Anonymous (ID: mrclRP2n) 10/01/12(Mon)19:31:39 No.428258769

Replies: >>428259271

File: 1349134299358.jpg-(229 KB, 761×822, 1347597873961.jpg)

thought of a couple more

>tell asshole best friend to stand behind someone
>”pass” a ball to him
>nail person in head as hard as I can
>”OOPS SRRY”

>we all bullied some weird kid who wore briefs cuzz boxers were cool and other stuff were for fags
>be chaning in PE
>me and friends run in and pelt him with multiple dodge balls

>same kid
>doesnt like his stuff being touched
>sneak up and touch his back pack
>film him raging and lol our asses off

>same kid is playing DS in class
>teacher let him cuzz he was weird and had issues
>he’s in middle of epic long pokemon battle
>turn off his DS
>run outside while he chases me

i’ll try to think of more, i was a huge dick up until highschool

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Anonymous (ID: qtiSp8J9) 10/01/12(Mon)19:31:56 No.428258793

>>428256896
I don’t understand. Was the toilet in the same room as your class?

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Anonymous (ID: z+ST1Ggw) 10/01/12(Mon)19:32:22 No.428258843

File: 1349134342000.jpg-(72 KB, 450×373, 35452245345346346.jpg)

>this isn’t me being dickish but a kid cries so fuck it.
>be 7th grade
>my friend likes llamas
>add faggot we hate say’s he hates llamas
>I start jokingly calling him a “llama hater” at lunch
>suddenly he’s gone doesn’t even show up to class
>half an hour through class get called down
>have no fucking clue why
>walk into room see teacher and add kid with red teary eyes
>teacher accuses me of bullying him
>wut.jpg
>stick t my guns that it was a fucking joke (because it was a FUCKING JOKE)
>didn’t get into trouble
>mfw i made a kid cry by calling him a llama hater under 10 times

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Anonymous (ID: w1LqYbVL) 10/01/12(Mon)19:32:50 No.428258895

>be with asian friend in like 1st grade
>messing around with bug under tree during recess
>girl comes over
>tell her to leave us alone
>she doesn’t leave
>leave or i’ll…. i’ll…. i’ll cut you with scissors!!!
>TEACHER, ANON SAID HE’S GONNA CUT ME WITH SCISSORS
>get sent home with no consequences
>i was a ruthless motherfucker

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Anonymous (ID: KqsI5seZ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:32:58 No.428258917

>everyone sitting on carpet during show and tell
>teacher says ‘Thomas! You’re in Anon’s way, move!’
>he moves
>I slowly slide over to the right so he’s in my way again
>teacher notices
>Thomas! Come up to the front if you can’t sit out of people’s way!
>I am an evil genius

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Anonymous (ID: Pe59imPP) 10/01/12(Mon)19:33:06 No.428258932

Replies: >>428259081>>428259837

>be 6th grade
>get lunch and get a lot of ketchup packets
>twist one side so its about to blow up
>walk around lunchroom talking to friends
>drop pressurized ketchup packets on walkway
>wait for people to step on them and LOL

it sprays in one direction so whomever is in the path gets ketchup’d

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Anonymous (ID: ra8MqVTJ) 10/01/12(Mon)19:34:14No.428259081

>>428258932
Haha fuck yeah i used to do that shit all the time

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Anonymous (ID: tpnQhX+F) 10/01/12(Mon)19:35:49 No.428259270

Scammed kids of their Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Made fart noises in class because I was bored as fuck because I finished my work super fast.

Didn’t do too crazy shit until mid/high school

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Anonymous (ID: vkPgYD2R) 10/01/12(Mon)19:35:49 No.428259271

Replies:>>428264384

>>428258769
>playing DS in class
>elemntary school

either are you retarded or a edgy 12 year old who goes on 4chan

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Anonymous (ID: +kuV8D+d) 10/01/12(Mon)19:35:58 No.428259289

>Be in kindergarten
>Get bored during reading time
>Ask teacher to use bathroom
>Go to bathroom that was in the classroom
>Poorly lit
>Decide to piss all over the bathroom
>Do this the whole year
>Janitor informs my teacher that he is tired of cleaning the whole bathroom covered in piss
>Was never caught

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Anonymous (ID: wfkvrvi1) 10/01/12(Mon)19:35:59No.428259292

>>428251687
lel we got that shit to.

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Anonymous (ID: lhzQXApb) 10/01/12(Mon)19:36:25 No.428259341

File: 1349134585119.jpg-(10 KB, 200×200, not-a-single-fuck-was-giv(…).jpg)

>3rd grade
>time to turn in homework
>reach into my desk to grab my assignment
>it’s not done
>ponder what the fuck to do so mom doesn’t kick my fucking ass
>go over to the bin of turned in assignments
>quickly peruse through and find one with no name
>write my name on it
>turn it in

>next day
>everyone turned in their homework except anonette
>girl in the back starts crying instantly
>”wahhh i turned it in i always do my homework wahhh”
>teacher goes over to console her but ultimately gives her a 0% for the assignment

>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: iCrSe99L) 10/01/12(Mon)19:37:22No.428259454

File: 1349134642084.jpg-(21 KB, 463×483, 1349066804535.jpg)

>>428250146
>>428250146
>>428250146
>>428250146

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Anonymous (ID: uPri0Oxx) 10/01/12(Mon)19:37:31 No.428259471

Replies:>>428260985

>>428248779 (OP)

>4th grade

>apps

Are you 10 years old?

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Anonymous (ID: MXJ1KadG) 10/01/12(Mon)19:37:39 No.428259487

Replies: >>428260469 >>428260792 >>428262282 >>428265215

>be in 4th grade
>beginning to be curious about sex
>have friend who’s a girl
>she trusts me and we’re totally cool
>we hang out at her house, she lives with her mom only and the mom went to the store or something (great parenting)
>ask girl to play truth or dare
>”ok anon”
>dare her to get naked
>she hesitates, then says only if you do
>both naked
>boner.jpg
>have sex
>did this for 4 more years

not really bad but meh

also

>be in 5th grade
>teacher keeps huge bag of candy in her desk for when kids do the right thing
>stay in this abandoned supply closet with a broken lock after school for 4 hours, parents think i’m at a friends house
>patience pays off, i’m the only one in the school
>go in her room
>shit in the bag, lots of shit
>close bag tightly so smell doesn’t get out
>next day
>girl helps everyone with math
>”oh let me give you some candy”
>mfw i’ll never forget the teacher’s face when she pulled her hand out and she had a handful of shit

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Anonymous (ID: RDRhXdFG) 10/01/12(Mon)19:38:38 No.428259573

Replies:>>428271179

>>428257334
Your and idiot

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Anonymous (ID: z+ST1Ggw) 10/01/12(Mon)19:39:30No.428259694

also got something from daycare

>be 5 or 4
>clean up time
>bitch won’t get off the carpet
>ask her
>”no”
>yank it from under her
>she falls and smacks her head pretty well
>didn’t even get in trouble

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Anonymous (ID: keLGllMf) 10/01/12(Mon)19:39:57 No.428259759

>be 3rd grade during recess
> line for the slide
>didn’t want to wait
>cut everyone
>kid pushes me down slide ruining my fun (i dont know why it pissed me off)
>waited for him to go down slide
>punched him in the face and broke his nose
Also
>taking huge shit in toilet
>gets clogged
>keep flushing trying to get it to work
>flood bathroom
>blame it on this bully in school
>he gets called poopy pants from now until end of middle school
>mfw i made a looser

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Anonymous (ID: lH94qt+E) 10/01/12(Mon)19:40:11No.428259785

>>428250146
Fucking genius!

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Anonymous (ID: qtiSp8J9) 10/01/12(Mon)19:40:20 No.428259807

>be in preschool
>throw sand in faces of children on playground
>claim the hottest chick in class as “my girlfriend” (don’t remember if she agreed to it or not)
>shove into “the line” to be next to her
>at one point, beat up teacher for trying to talk to me about my behavior
>no repercussions for any of this

And now I’m a pussy beta faggot. What happened?

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Anonymous (ID: Pe59imPP) 10/01/12(Mon)19:40:33 No.428259837

Replies: >>428261184>>428262086

>>428258932
also not elementary but still

>be junior in highschool
>friends and i get our license
>we go to lowe’s
>1x5x8 board of plywood+ 1k of nails
>put all nails into the plywood
>lay the board right on the other side of hill at night time
>drive down the street to a park and wait…
>BA BOOM
>BA BOOM
>BA BOOM
>toe truck and police later drive down the street
funny as hell

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Anonymous (ID: Laja3qia) 10/01/12(Mon)19:41:08No.428259908

File: 1349134868084.jpg-(20 KB, 205×245, image.jpg)

>snotty kid
>snot all over the back wall
>I blamed it on the fat kid
>no one ever found out

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Anonymous (ID: fKIRK1YX) 10/01/12(Mon)19:43:39 No.428260234

Replies: >>428260957 >>428261694 >>428267072

I felt kinda justified for this one, but whatever.

>Be in 5th/6th year, learning to swim
>Be with best friend, doing those silly clappy game things at break time
>Humongous fat bitch comes up and spits gum on my friend, because she (my friend) was sitting close to a garbage bin.
>Stand up and shove her away, call her bitch.
>Teacher sees, tries to make us hug and make up
>I take the gum she spat and smear it all through her ponytail as we have to hug.
>She runs away crying, I get a detention and have to compliment her once a day for two weeks (retarded school)
>Next day, she comes back with significantly shorter hair
>Lol
>My compliment for the next two weeks is “Nice haircut”.

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Anonymous (ID: JRIwsliX) 10/01/12(Mon)19:45:27 No.428260469

Replies:>>428261012

>>428259487
Too much man, too much.

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Anonymous (ID: wmuP8BiB) 10/01/12(Mon)19:47:43 No.428260784

Replies: >>428263150 >>428263565

Im not using greentext because this is a long one.

I was in thirdgrade and it so happened that nearly all the kids in my class were latino, or spanish, we even had a spanish speaking teacher. So I was pretty much fucked when it came to communication with any of them. Being the fucked up little kid I was. I had mental issues, and my head told me that If I swallowed the spit in my mouth, I would turn into “mojo jojo” That fucker from the powerpuff girls. I saved up my spit, seconds turned to minutes, minutes to about half an hour.
Storytime
OHFUCKNO.jpeg
teacher asks us to read out loud and calls on me. I tried to pronounce one word before I protectile spat a huge fucking planet of spit at some mexican kid. He was horrified. screaming.

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Anonymous (ID: eqnC7We9) 10/01/12(Mon)19:47:48No.428260792

File: 1349135268027.jpg-(88 KB, 622×562, 1344530988675.jpg)

>>428259487
she pulled her hand out and she had a handful of shit

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Anonymous (ID: T0stltkR) 10/01/12(Mon)19:48:52 No.428260934

>winter
>little pond near school
>convince retard to walk on frozen pond
>ice holds
>steal his bike
>he tries to get off ice, falls, ice breaking.
>threw bike on otherside of pond
>went home
>his dad came at my door
>parents out for groceries.
>open door, throw glass of coke(the actual glass) in his face
>slam door shut in his face
>never heard anything for a month
>they moved.

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Anonymous (ID: GPTdujIh) 10/01/12(Mon)19:49:02No.428260957

File: 1349135342436.jpg-(10 KB, 200×200, Random-008.jpg)

>>428260234

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Anonymous (ID: CtfKvfkt) 10/01/12(Mon)19:49:03 No.428260960

Replies: >>428262353

File: 1349135343571.jpg-(26 KB, 480×263, sexy_librarian.jpg)

>>428248779 (OP)
cum in teacher coffe, fuck the librarian, wanking in class, smoke some marihuana before school, steal some pencils(what an idiot) smoke cigarrettes in the bathroom, steal 2 cans of speed from some nun(yeah a catholic school)

librarian woman was something like that, old but really beautiful, and single, she fuck one kid every week

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Anonymous (ID: 4QhuAxhK) 10/01/12(Mon)19:49:12 No.428260985

>>428259471

apps as in computer applications you fucking retard, not iphone apps.

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Anonymous (ID: MXJ1KadG) 10/01/12(Mon)19:49:21 No.428261012

>>428260469
Nigger

Once in recess I went with that same girl behind the trees and licked an asshole for the first time

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Anonymous (ID: YQZzPIXM) 10/01/12(Mon)19:49:47 No.428261082

Replies:>>428261618

> Be playing baseball at recess
> just me and my friend
> homerun derby bitches
> up to bat
> throw bat back, (homerun, felt alpha)
> hit him in the face with it
> he falls
> face bleeding, few teeth out
> nobody saw, tell him if he tell ill do it again
> he lies to the teacher
> told him he fell or some shit
> next week
> we played wall ball but with a baseball bat
> toothless is fucking around in a trashcan
> thinks hes oscar
> pisses me off
> walk over
> hes hiding with the cover of the trashcan on top
> he hops up
> i bash his shit with aluminum bat
> he falls back
> looks up at me
> “why! agaiin! whyyyyy!”
> he can barely talk
> few people see him
> say it was an accident
> never got in trouble

We’re bros now.

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Anonymous (ID: eqnC7We9) 10/01/12(Mon)19:50:30 No.428261184

>>428259837
this is not funny, you just made him loose lots of cash because of your stupidity, but still I don’t know why I’m giving a fuck since I don’t live in murica

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Anonymous (ID: 9Z4TdE7u) 10/01/12(Mon)19:51:14No.428261306

>>428250146
You are a God.

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Anonymous (ID: nE0HdEXY) 10/01/12(Mon)19:51:25 No.428261329

>>428251687
God damn envious Mexicans. I can never trust those fucking spics with my money.

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Anonymous (ID: QZQI07z2) 10/01/12(Mon)19:51:53No.428261406

>>428258083
Nah, sorry to get your hopes up for revenge anon

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Anonymous (ID: uPypmOY+) 10/01/12(Mon)19:52:05 No.428261434

my and my friend broke every fucking crayon in the communal basket at our table. lay one over the other and just karate chop the fuckers.

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Anonymous (ID: eqnC7We9) 10/01/12(Mon)19:52:08No.428261446

File: 1349135528570.jpg-(35 KB, 493×387, 1337361659277.jpg)

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Anonymous (ID: tLv4QAIg) 10/01/12(Mon)19:53:17 No.428261618

File: 1349135597187.gif-(968 KB, 380×262, 1344548181587.gif)

>>428261082

>wall ball

HELL FUCKING YES OH MY GOD YES

that was my favorite fucking game in school, period. it became a thing in like 5th grade, played that shit all the way up to sophomore year.

i miss it

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Anonymous (ID: Naz1rvp0) 10/01/12(Mon)19:53:51No.428261694

>>428260234
>nice haircut
lol’d my brains out

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Anonymous (ID: hIBk3WlN) 10/01/12(Mon)19:53:54 No.428261703

File: 1349135634374.jpg-(22 KB, 246×246, michael bolton.jpg)

>7th grade
>walking into art room
>backpacks are left outside by the door
>this one girl accidentally steps on the strap of my backpack
>”oops lol sorry anon my bad”
>called her a bitch in the most monotone voice possible
>gives me a perturbed look and walks away
still don’t know why i did that. she probably thought i was autistic or something after that

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Anonymous (ID: JRIwsliX) 10/01/12(Mon)19:54:48 No.428261850

Replies: >>428262030 >>428262150 >>428262332 >>428262564 >>428263286>>428263486 >>428271385

I was a pretty evil kid.
>No need for les me me arrows.

1. My little gang of friends and I would routinely push over this obese kid just to watch him roll around pathetically.

2. Cut girls hair while she wasn’t looking

3.Told the class how to make heroine in fourth grade.

4. pulled the fire alarm a couple times.

5. flipped over a cement bench and threw it.

6. Stole stuff just for fun. pickpocketed in middleschool.

7. Threw stuff all the time.

8. Stabbed a kid in the head (his ear) with a construction post, he was hospitalized.

9. Brought a knife to school, twice.

10. Ran away for fun once.

11. Would turn off the lights in the bathrooms, while people were taking shits.

12. Make fun of the tards.

13. Lots of grafitti.

14. general civil unrest,

every time they sent me to a therapist I would just tell the therapist that they we’re useless and really weren’t helping anything at all.

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Anonymous (ID: MXJ1KadG) 10/01/12(Mon)19:55:03 No.428261876

>be in 5th grade
>asshole kid in class fucked with me all year, he was significantly taller and I was too scared to do shit
>last day
>he gets in trouble for throwing a french fry at lunch
>now allowed to go on field trip (which was walk to the park, play, and come back)
>half way to park
>break away from group
>asshole kid left his bike unlocked (really good area, nobody would suspect anyone to steal it)
>take it, ride it to the nearby pond
>do a ghost rider into the pond with his bike
>it floats directly to the center and sinks
>fuckyeah.jpg
>4 years later
>drought
>walk by lake
>see rusty old bike in the dry lake
>lol for an hour

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Anonymous (ID: huWOfuIK) 10/01/12(Mon)19:55:17 No.428261915

File: 1349135717598.png-(768 KB, 620×571, 1231234135.png)

Okay, this isn’t terrible, but alright i guess..

>be in elementary school, around 3rd or 4th grade..
>me and this kid never really got along
>not sure what he did to piss me off this day, but i was pissed for whatever reason
>go up to him and say “I’m gonna go tell the teacher you told me to fuck off”
>go tell teacher he told me to fuck off
>as i stand by within earshot, the teacher walks up to him, and before she says anything he starts pleading to her, “I didn’t swear at anon, I promise!!”
>teacher goes “well then how did you know that’s why i was coming to talk to you?!”
>teacher brings kid to office
>kid gets suspended for foul language.
>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: 01qYZYTO) 10/01/12(Mon)19:56:05 No.428262029

Replies:>>428266606

>6th grade
>computer class had old computers that boot from disk
>before school “lab” was open to play games
>went around with magnet to fuck up the boot disks
>classes fucked up

Nothing funny about it, I was just a dick

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Anonymous (ID: JRIwsliX) 10/01/12(Mon)19:56:05 No.428262030

>>428261850
*broke not threw.
Also I’d scratch my cousins best friend for fun. My cousin and i pretty much tortured him.

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Anonymous (ID: 1h2DY2I0) 10/01/12(Mon)19:56:28 No.428262086

Replies: >>428262321

>>428259837

I have no idea why you would find that funny.

Unless it’s “OH MY GOD, I DID A THING THAT MOMMY WOULDN’T ALLOW, HURR DURR”

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Anonymous (ID: Duuxcoa3) 10/01/12(Mon)19:56:36No.428262113

>>428257961
>boss

You sound like a spoiled cunt that didn’t want to share.

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Anonymous (ID: JRIwsliX) 10/01/12(Mon)19:56:52No.428262150

>>428261850
Also were* fuck me.

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Anonymous (ID: eqnC7We9) 10/01/12(Mon)19:57:42 No.428262247

Replies:>>428262470

>>428251687
fucking niggers

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Anonymous (ID: hIBk3WlN) 10/01/12(Mon)19:57:56No.428262282

>>428259487
for that second one you are a god among mortals

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Anonymous (ID: Pe59imPP) 10/01/12(Mon)19:58:15 No.428262321

Replies: >>428262763

>>428262086
you dont understand.. the nail side was facing up on the road and the drivers of vehicles didnt see it because it was on the other side of a hill.. the ba boom was their tires blowing up..?

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Anonymous (ID: 9Z4TdE7u) 10/01/12(Mon)19:58:20No.428262332

>>428261850
11 on this…every fucking day.

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Anonymous (ID: XqS/bvC4) 10/01/12(Mon)19:58:29No.428262353

>>428260960
Cool story bro. Can you tell it again, do you have time?

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Anonymous (ID: EUQDFDPu) 10/01/12(Mon)19:58:47 No.428262401

Replies: >>428265446

File: 1349135927466.gif-(471 KB, 410×250, 1334252210578.gif)

>Be grade 5.
>Two friends and I are out and about in some woods near a bike path.
>Notice two kids walking by themselves, a year or two younger than us.
>Follow them because it was Friday afternoon and we had nothing else to do.
>One kid takes the shortcut path back to the apartment complex we all lived in.
>Get a head of him to hide. We plan to scare him.
>Nobody else around at all. Just us 3 and this little kid.
>I hide behind a tree and the other two hid on the other side of the path around a bend.
>Kid walks past me. Oblivious.
>Now is the time to strike.
>I fly out from behind the tree and pull his hat (beanie) over his head and hold on so he can’t see anyone.
>Two friends apparently found very large very thick sticks.
>Proceed to hit the fuck out of this kid for what seemed like an hour. Like full on mafia style shit kicking.
>Tell him if he removes his hat we will kill him.
>Run like fuck.
>Police all over the complex asking questions.
>Friends and I hide in my room that evening.
>Never caught.

Same friends and I would make snowballs with jelly in them and throw them at buses, car, houses, people. We would also steal shit from peoples yards, but everyone did so it was in a way a big fucked up trading system, lost something? Look in other peoples yards for it until you find it or find something better. The high school kids would hunt us down from time to time and trap us in these huts they built in the woods. They would block us in and just leave.

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Anonymous (ID: 9Z4TdE7u) 10/01/12(Mon)19:59:17 No.428262470

>>428262247
I fucking loved those magazines. they had the coolest shit.

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Anonymous (ID: aJqRvVsW) 10/01/12(Mon)19:59:17 No.428262473

Free Starbucks Coffee W0oT! http://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/walliew/index.html

poeirpowie

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Anonymous (ID: /FBP7p+o) 10/01/12(Mon)19:59:39 No.428262527

>be 6 or 7, too young to remember anything but this specific incident
>mom is going to store, promise of her buying us stuff, or something
>im trying to get ready as quick as i can, mom heads out to van jokes “if you dont get ready fast enough youre going to miss the trip!”
>i dont take it as a joke, feel serious, trying to get ready, my younger sister takes my socks and wouldnt give them to me
>hear the engine start, initiate ultimate rage
>grab pair of scissors, threaten to cut my sister if she didnt give me my socks
>”nigga you bluffin”
>snip my sisters arm with scissors
>screams like a banshee
>mom comes in, i say its ketchup, doesnt believe

Cant remember anything after that.

Im not a crazy violent guy either : \ pretty chill and laid back.

But i was insane when i was young.

Feel like shit about that too this day.

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Anonymous (ID: xfD0v+hg) 10/01/12(Mon)19:59:51 No.428262550

i used to shank autistic kids with really sharp pencils and when they told the teacher on me i said that they were so retarded that they were delusional. got away with it every time.

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Anonymous (ID: 1h2DY2I0) 10/01/12(Mon)19:59:57 No.428262564

Replies: >>428263140

>>428261850

Just want to point out that your parents, or whoever raised you, was an incompetent fuck.

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Anonymous (ID: 1h2DY2I0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:01:33 No.428262763

Replies: >>428262880>>428263008

>>428262321

I understood THAT part completely.

What I can’t understand is, you fuck up a total stranger’s car, and you laugh?

I mean, where’s the funny part?

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Anonymous (ID: nE0HdEXY) 10/01/12(Mon)20:02:22 No.428262872

File: 1349136142530.jpg-(45 KB, 350×473, 1336957490393.jpg)

>>428256737
You’re an awful person and you’ll probably get ran over by a car and paralyzed for life.
>mfw I see you on the morning news

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Anonymous (ID: Naz1rvp0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:02:27 No.428262880

Replies: >>428263008>>428263157

>>428262763
Welcome to 4chan.

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Anonymous (ID: pSuSTQvX) 10/01/12(Mon)20:03:06No.428262958

>>428249423
You sneaky motherfucker

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Anonymous (ID: Pe59imPP) 10/01/12(Mon)20:03:28No.428263008

>>428262763
look at
>>428262880
this…

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Anonymous (ID: lI3QQ03U) 10/01/12(Mon)20:03:29No.428263010

>>428252410
are you me?

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Anonymous (ID: Smhv3y2q) 10/01/12(Mon)20:03:36No.428263032

File: 1349136216927.jpg-(15 KB, 305×254, BF2_Imtiaz-Ali.jpg)

>in 9th grade
>PE
>playing around with basketball
“difference between negro and basketball?
you don’t get to kick the basketball.
>see this group of girls
>one nigger in it
>aim
>throw as hard as I can
>mfw I hit her head
>got away with it saying it wasn’t my fault

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Anonymous (ID: nE0HdEXY) 10/01/12(Mon)20:04:23No.428263128

File: 1349136263859.png-(245 KB, 480×480, 1339291286652.png)

>>428257136
>mfw karma

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Anonymous (ID: JRIwsliX) 10/01/12(Mon)20:04:29 No.428263140

Replies: >>428263984

>>428262564
That’s just the bad stuff I did I was a pretty nice kid, also top of my class. my parents are good people and raised me right.

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Anonymous (ID: y+c8Q5C6) 10/01/12(Mon)20:04:32No.428263150

File: 1349136272931.png-(19 KB, 382×468, 1347937379144.png)

>>428260784

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Anonymous (ID: eqnC7We9) 10/01/12(Mon)20:04:36No.428263157

File: 1349136276521.png-(11 KB, 445×431, HURRR.png)

>>428262880

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Anonymous (ID: Fg2pC1n0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:04:56No.428263196

File: 1349136296395.png-(108 KB, 294×294, koolaid-good.png)

>4th grade
>have chess class for some reason
>teacher is a russian dick lover
>talks like he’s the world champion of everything
>get in an argument about some shit
>get sick of his ass
>being a midget 4th grader
>jump on his desk
>smack him in the face
>iamyourpimp.gif
>calls principle
>while he’s gone class starts clapping
>he’s back
>everybody stops
>go to his office
>yells at me for half an hour
>get sent home
>suspended for two days
>never see dick teacher again
>mfw new teacher is epic as fuck
>mfw even the bullies thank me for getting him to quit
>mfw didn’t bully me for two months

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Anonymous (ID: imT60YWR) 10/01/12(Mon)20:05:07 No.428263220

Replies: >>428263506 >>428264310 >>428264797

File: 1349136307179.png-(75 KB, 400×388, 1347628352255.png)

>Be 14
>Light teacher’s desk on fire
>Blame it on autistic kid
>Doesn’t defend himself just cries and hits his own head
>Gets expelled
>Find out a decade later he committed suicide because of years of bullying, while I’m graduating college and starting a decent job
>Feels kinda bad man

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Anonymous (ID: hIBk3WlN) 10/01/12(Mon)20:05:30No.428263286

>>428261850
>Brought a knife to school, twice.
Boy that sure sounds dickish.

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Anonymous (ID: nE0HdEXY) 10/01/12(Mon)20:05:44 No.428263308

>>428256482
not dickish, just weird. By all means, elaborate. Give me some specific stories or examples, or maybe a time where you almost got caught, or when you fist started doing this.

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Anonymous (ID: w3iPQMVK) 10/01/12(Mon)20:06:24No.428263394

>be 12
>lived in cul de sac
>broke and stole shit all the time
>”I RUN DIS SHIT”
>one of my friends parents buy him a fucking go cart
>he let me ride around in it like a total bro
>one day that fucker decides to cross me
>puts gum in my mother fucking hair
>no more than an hour later
>I get my dads wire cutters
>find my friends go cart
>cut out every fucking wire I could find.
>DontFuckWithTheSaints.jpg

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Anonymous (ID: 0uX5p9P5) 10/01/12(Mon)20:07:01No.428263486

>>428261850
>3.Told the class how to make heroine in fourth grade.
oh boy does that sound legit
1/10, 4/10 if it wasn’t for this one

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Anonymous (ID: tLv4QAIg) 10/01/12(Mon)20:07:10No.428263506

File: 1349136430072.jpg-(46 KB, 505×490, 1290967797094.jpg)

>>428263220

he is in a better place now, friend.

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Anonymous (ID: cM2TLMss) 10/01/12(Mon)20:07:13 No.428263514

>be in 5th grade
>be chillin on the playground
>talking about tits
>coolkids.jpg
>fat kid comes over and starts trying to talk
>still talking about tits
>tell him he has tits
>call him TITmus, tittyman, etc.
>laughriot.png
>kid tells his teacher
>makes me write apology note
>write shitty one sentence note

This is by far not one of the worst things I did in elementary school but it’s all I can remember for now.

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Anonymous (ID: QZQI07z2) 10/01/12(Mon)20:07:36No.428263565

>>428260784
my fucking sides

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Anonymous (ID: OhaUQN/5) 10/01/12(Mon)20:07:56 No.428263595

File: 1349136476072.jpg-(2 KB, 127×86, 1302138990049s.jpg)

this was actually my buddy’s prank
>be in 5th grade
>oregon trail game inspires 2 nerds to hunt for gold
>every day at recess they spend entire time digging for treasure in exactly the same place
>friend sees opportunity
>paints rocks with gold paint and buries them in the spot early in the morning
>nerds find rocks at lunch and lose their shit, running around playground yelling “we told you we’d do it! you all thought we were retarded!”
>friend and i laughing hysterically
>beaming, they take worthless rocks to principal’s office, for this brief moment they feel like gods
>they return to class lifeless and defeated, all of their dreams destroyed
>my friend proceeds to humiliate them for their ignorance and gets sent to principal
>principal laughs when he confesses
>mfw they never dug again

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Anonymous (ID: 0imFUEAb) 10/01/12(Mon)20:08:09 No.428263625

>7th grade
>play volley ball in gym class ftw
>girl I hate is on the other side of the net talking shit
>ball comes my way
>jump up and spike it so it hits her right in the face
>girl cries and gets led out of room by teachers while my fellow classmates laugh
>teammates high-five me
>always get picked first for teams afterwards

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Anonymous (ID: 5tL6Y2qM) 10/01/12(Mon)20:08:17No.428263647

>>428258454
What, you think energy drinks didn’t exist in 2001?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull

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Anonymous (ID: T0stltkR) 10/01/12(Mon)20:08:59 No.428263740

>Christmas dinner with class
>Everyone had to bring something
>I called PB
>Emptied PB jar at home, took a shit in it, mixxed with some PB
>Took it to Christmas dinner
>Watch teacher make sandwich with PB
>Burst into tears of laughing
>Start foodfight during christmas dinner
>ShitPB everywhere.

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Anonymous (ID: MXJ1KadG) 10/01/12(Mon)20:09:03 No.428263746

Replies: >>428265745 >>428266606

>1980’s, different time in terms of rules
>elementary school has snowball fight for all kids (shit was kinda epic too, 200 kids against eachother on a football field)
>given a 2 weeks notice of said event
>make snowball as big as softball, packed together as hard as possible
>cover in water, put in back of freezer
>repeat process for 13 days
>snowball fight day
>had snowball in my backpack on way to school, put it in an XL ziplock bag with ice so it wouldn’t melt (I was a clever little shit)
>went to bathroom to hide ziplock bag in pants until war begins
>10 seconds into the fight it’s chaos and nobody knows what’s going on
>start hitting people in the face with my ice ball (still in bag)
>16 hits later I get really paranoid
>take ball out and throw it
>ice ball spits in half, cutting the kids cheek in the process
>mfw he can’t feel anything because of the cold, he passes out because of blood loss
>cut was 7 inches from his chin to his ear
>3 other kids lost teeth
>one got a concussion
>parents take me to burger king after school

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Anonymous (ID: xrbfd65P) 10/01/12(Mon)20:09:35 No.428263809

>3rd grade
>mackin bitches, attempt to sit by hottest girl in class for lunch
>fat abnoxious ho calls me out on this bold move
>walk away and under my breath call her a bitch
>clearly not under my breath
>lecture on female dogs

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Anonymous (ID: J79bU5cx) 10/01/12(Mon)20:09:39 No.428263820

>be in 8th grade
>fat ’emo’ bitch
>bitch has not real problems, is white, rich, and both of her parents love her
>she starts dancing in class
>i look her right in the eyes and say “Eww it’s jiggling”
>she cries
>not at school next day
>or the next day
>day after that teacher tells us she’s in the mental hospital
>cut her wrists and cut too deep
>I sent a girl to the mental hospital

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Anonymous (ID: Xp8xFki+) 10/01/12(Mon)20:10:25 No.428263914

>8th Grade
>Candy gram time niggers
>Be having a never ending fight with some girl
>Send that bitch a candy gram
>bitcheslovecandygrams.jpg
>Write “I figured since you’re so fat you would like this”
>She runs out of the room crying when candy grams are handed out the next week
>Faggot kids who work the candy gram table rat me out when she receives it.
>Anti Bullying class at lunch for a month.
>iaintevenmad.png

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Anonymous (ID: oN9vYhNf) 10/01/12(Mon)20:10:31 No.428263928

not something i did,but i was with him

in 5th grade my friend put four tacks on our teachers seat…bitch had to go to the hospital,i normally would have felt bad,but she was cunt

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Anonymous (ID: 2VsTipT0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:10:38No.428263947

>>428255914

newfag alert.

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Anonymous (ID: 1h2DY2I0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:10:49 No.428263984

>>428263140

Nope.
The definition of a bad person is, a person who does bad things.
That’s you.

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Anonymous (ID: hbh0LQ9G) 10/01/12(Mon)20:11:06 No.428264028

Replies: >>428264236

Well, I have 2, one by me and one by my friend.
First off, I made a ‘your mom’ joke to a girl, whom, unbeknownst to me, mother had just died.
Then my other friends acidentally hospitilised a guy.

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Anonymous (ID: qyRqwNuI) 10/01/12(Mon)20:11:15 No.428264051

>8th grade
>in weird portables with bathrooms with double entry doors
>one of the doors lock from the outside
>cunt teacher goes to piss in the middle of a test
>I lock door from the outside
>everyone cheats while she’s banging on the door for help
>she’s a cunt so we all laugh
>when we’re done I get a kid to let her out

Probably the most alpha thing I’ve ever done

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Anonymous (ID: N/ZWRj6/) 10/01/12(Mon)20:11:26 No.428264081

File: 1349136686047.jpg-(164 KB, 510×385, 1338509389962.jpg)

>>428258042
>little do they know know how comfortable you actually are
Fucking lol’d.

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Anonymous (ID: L/dmMR2u) 10/01/12(Mon)20:11:44No.428264117

>Forever alone and I paired together on a school trip
>Actually okay dude
>Comes to concrete stairs all alone
>Push him down them
>Kid nearly dies
>Threaten kid not to tell
>Says he tripped
>Think about it every day

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Anonymous (ID: Hh9e0swt) 10/01/12(Mon)20:11:58 No.428264153

Replies:>>428265498

>>428248779 (OP)
>7th grade
>first iphone just came out
>download the dog whistle app
>leave it on during class
>teacher can’t hear it
>everyone freaking out
>teacher confused
>my sides

also
>4th grade
>asian girl
>me and friend make fun of her boobs during class
>they’re pointy and shit
>she’s like 10
>tells teacher
>don’t even get into trouble

>6th grade
>friends with douchebag
>another guy follows us around wanting to be our friend
>every 30 minutes we shout “DITCHED!” and run away
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>4th grade
>push some dickhead on swing
>he flies off and cracks his head open
>has to go to hospital, get stitches
>nobody ever finds out
>nobody likes him anyway, had one testicle

>3rd grade
>girl wants to use my crayons
>tell her no nastily
>she starts crying
>I ignore her for 5 minutes
>then I tell her she can have them if she does me a favor
>she puts my dick in her mouth during lunch

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Anonymous (ID: tVhfAEZr) 10/01/12(Mon)20:11:59 No.428264157

Replies: >>428265671>>428268014

i was a bio nerd in high school (got a 100 in AP bio freshman year)

>Be sick
>Finish lab early
>Do my own experiment
>Extract bacteria/flu cells from saliva
>Hide them in classroom
>Be 1 week later
>Bacteria multiplied exponentially
>Carefully freeze them
>Sneak frozen bacteria into people’s lunches
>Quickly thaws
>Millions of bacteria in everyone’s lunches
>Next day over 80% of school absent

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Anonymous (ID: imT60YWR) 10/01/12(Mon)20:12:16 No.428264197

>>428258454
What backwater town did you grow up in? I clearly remember drinking a Red Bull as the twin towers went down. Mega energetic lulz were had.

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Anonymous (ID: hbh0LQ9G) 10/01/12(Mon)20:12:33No.428264236

>>428264028
*friend

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Anonymous (ID: eqnC7We9) 10/01/12(Mon)20:13:07 No.428264310

Replies: >>428264520

>>428263220
you’re a fucking bitch I hate people like you, still I probably don’t give a fuck since I don’t live near your autistic country.

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Anonymous (ID: JXedBUwx) 10/01/12(Mon)20:13:21No.428264341

>>428248779 (OP)
>be in primary school
>retard kid there
>heard his father hung himself
>pisses me off one day
>’your dad probably killed himself cause you’re retarded’
>totally forgot til someone told me a few years back
>we laughed

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Anonymous (ID: BHLKJS3w) 10/01/12(Mon)20:13:21 No.428264342

Replies: >>428267240

File: 1349136801298.gif-(995 KB, 310×248, 1346874313849.gif)

>peed in sinks after blocking them
>one teacher gave shitty little toys to kids who had enough tickets (you got tickets for being good) so after school i’d steal shitty toys and sell them during class to kids who never got tickets, felt like robin hood
>stole pokemon cards/magic cards/yu-gi-oh cards, stole gameboy games, stole everything
>stole from scholastic fairs every year
> my friend pooped in excellent places (some girl’s thermos, in a bag i got him to put in the bathroom ceiling, on the toilet tank)
>would be a smartass to substitutes, got one to flip over my desk in rage
>peashooters
>pencil bow and arrows
>gave shitty kids whitewashes in the winter
>in high school i put locks on kid’s lockers
>used other kid’s lunch cards to buy lunch (in the days before picture ID’s
>verbal bully to shitty kids, would make them cry

fuck, i loved school

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Anonymous (ID: BLpWtVdd) 10/01/12(Mon)20:13:41No.428264384

>>428259271
maybe he means SP

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Anonymous (ID: uOaFtWi7) 10/01/12(Mon)20:14:06 No.428264438

>>428251627
lol, I drew scales with glitter ink on my hand, convinced a special ED kid I was turning into a mermaid, he had a Retard attack, punched the teacher, bit a kid ran outside and threw a block of ice at the principles head.

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Anonymous (ID: imT60YWR) 10/01/12(Mon)20:14:44No.428264520

>>428264310
I live in Australia… no nobody lives near me 😦

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Anonymous (ID: hIBk3WlN) 10/01/12(Mon)20:14:55 No.428264543

File: 1349136895295.jpg-(109 KB, 783×377, hym.jpg)

>be 8th grade
>gym class
>dodgeball
>praiseallah.gif
>be dodgeballin’, having fun for a half hour
>teacher warns us we have 2 mins left
>pick up one of those hard rubber balls and hold onto it, wait for a good opportunity to use it
>2 minutes are up, teacher blows whistle
>see girl walking towards door
>most annoying girl in class, know-it-all type
>release with the fury of a thousand suns just as the teacher yells “STOP”
>datkineticenergy.pdf
>hits her head hard, you could hear the rubber smack her face
>she instinctively falls, starts wailing
>mfw it was a good day in gym class

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Anonymous (ID: XV1JaA9o) 10/01/12(Mon)20:15:46No.428264660

>be in 2nd grade
>constantly made fun of a cross-eyed kid
>he moved away at the end of the year

I feel like shit.

>inb4 moralfag

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Anonymous (ID: umSLNUMP) 10/01/12(Mon)20:15:58 No.428264682

>be in highschool
>hang out with stoners
>we take some faggot’s backpack from the classroom
>steal everything from it, a gameboy and lots of games, a scientific calculator, about 10 n64 games and some really expensive books.
>take some scissors and tear his backpack into pieces
>sell the books to buy weed
>keep his videogames
>the guy seemed really sad
lulz were had

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Anonymous (ID: nE0HdEXY) 10/01/12(Mon)20:16:51 No.428264797

Replies: >>428265163 >>428265485

>>428263220
You don’t deserve to feel any form of happiness. You’re worthless, degenerate trash. Unless you decide dedicate your life to helping autistic kids, you will forever be a loser.

>And don’t give me any fucking “THIS IS 4CHAN” bullshit excuses either fucktard

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Anonymous (ID: VJ0e/nWa) 10/01/12(Mon)20:17:13 No.428264839

>was playing tetherball at recess
>can’t remember what was said, but one of my friends pissed me off and I started to run after him
>fucker runs right into the tetherball pole at full speed, almost gets knocked out and starts crying for the entire school to see
>mfw when I never got in trouble or gave a single solitary fuck
>mfw I have no face

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Anonymous (ID: U9bYj03c) 10/01/12(Mon)20:17:19 No.428264851

File: 1349137039966.jpg-(3 KB, 125×82, 1342222562593s.jpg)

told an annoying bitch if she said one more word id break each of her fingers on one of her hands from left to right. got off with a “red day”

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Anonymous (ID: lxuPYdCo) 10/01/12(Mon)20:18:24 No.428264983

Replies:>>428269240

>in high school
>wanted to be with the popular girls
>steal giant wheel of stinky cheese from teacher
>hide it in vents
>be best friends with popular girls
>mfw I had to climb into vents to eat stinky cheese so I won’t get in trouble
>mfw I have no mfw

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Anonymous (ID: 0co1t4sz) 10/01/12(Mon)20:19:39 No.428265151

Replies:>>428265412

>forgot what grade. 6th?
>kid got the halo 2 collectors addition
>open up his backpack
>take it
>he didn’t notice until school was over and it was too late
>the teacher claimed the cops were involved
>they weren’t
>she ended up punishing the entire class for my action
>I’m okay with this

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Anonymous (ID: MXJ1KadG) 10/01/12(Mon)20:19:44No.428265163

>>428264797
lol shut up faggot

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Anonymous (ID: XqS/bvC4) 10/01/12(Mon)20:20:04 No.428265215

File: 1349137204594.jpg-(3 KB, 127×126, 1332884465270.jpg)

>>428259487
My only regret in life is that I’ll never be ale to do that. Thank you anon

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Anonymous (ID: Xp8xFki+) 10/01/12(Mon)20:21:18No.428265412

>>428265151
>Halo 2 collectors addition
>collectors addition
>addition

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Anonymous (ID: fiDbhb61) 10/01/12(Mon)20:21:24 No.428265429

File: 1349137284141.jpg-(4 KB, 250×104, imagesCAY4T1AE.jpg)

me and a mexican kid told a retard to eat some cat shit in 2nd grade. he did it. grossest thing ive ever seen to this day. i can still hear the sound of his lips smacking, see the shit stuck to his teeth.

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Anonymous (ID: w4rkVKbM) 10/01/12(Mon)20:21:28 No.428265446

>>428262401
>The high school kids would hunt us down from time to time and trap us in these huts they built in the woods

lol’d heartily.
You had a fucked up childhood, son.
Sounds like an adventure, though.

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Anonymous (ID: tVhfAEZr) 10/01/12(Mon)20:21:46 No.428265485

>>428264797
fucking this
I love making fun of people, but not when they’re almost defenseless.

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Anonymous (ID: lUkvPtqa) 10/01/12(Mon)20:21:50 No.428265498

Replies: >>428268684

File: 1349137310498.jpg-(95 KB, 455×608, horsedick.jpg)

>>428264153
>7th grade
>iPhone

Pretty much confirmed for being both and underage faggot and a stupid rich kid faggot.

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Anonymous (ID: dPIKm0nX) 10/01/12(Mon)20:22:17 No.428265554

Replies:>>428266372

File: 1349137337763.jpg-(13 KB, 190×252, 1348114858483.jpg)

>be in 3rd grade
>kids lining up to go to art class
>tell teacher need to go to bathroom
>she allows me
>In reality I wanted to play with our class pet that was a rat
>try to grab it bites me
>all of my rage I threw the fucker against the ground
>oh shit its dead
>take body and put in the desk pocket of a random seat
>go to art
>Girl freaks the fuck out dead rat in her desk
>like 7 kids started crying
>teacher gives us recess
>go with friends and say how we think the rat died
>blame it on the girl
>everyone called her sparkykiller (sparky was rats name)
>tell nobody ever
>mfw

>

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Anonymous (ID: QeX9NX//) 10/01/12(Mon)20:23:16No.428265671

>>428264157
Bio-terrorist in the house.

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Anonymous (ID: tw7x3QLg) 10/01/12(Mon)20:23:33 No.428265713

pretty long one but fuck im still proud

>be in 1st grade
>each classroom had its own bathroom
>a couple black kids thought they were the shit because they would pee on the ground instead of in the toilet
>one day teacher pulls boys aside and show them the mess and says to cut it out
>one black kid jakeba takes book and fucking throws it across the room without reason
>ohshitniggeritson.jpg
>drink tons of water and save up piss
>fucking game time
>go to bathroom and pee EVERYWHERE
>tell teacher it was the jakeba
>she belives me because hes a total nigger
>next day hes called out by the assintant teacher and princliple.
>stare directly in his eyes as he walks out

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Anonymous (ID: YsQM4pns) 10/01/12(Mon)20:23:37No.428265720

>>428255885
lol genius

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Anonymous (ID: hIBk3WlN) 10/01/12(Mon)20:23:47No.428265745

>>428263746
that sounds amazing.

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Anonymous (ID: N/ZWRj6/) 10/01/12(Mon)20:24:16 No.428265784

File: 1349137456275.jpg-(19 KB, 400×287, 1347919435246.jpg)

>class has one PC
>get to play on PC if we finish work early
>only one game allowed
>’Granny’s garden’
>everyone would fucking speed through their work to play it
>up to 5 kids sitting around the computer playing this game
>there are different saves for each kid
>one day I finish early
>’anon, you can play on the PC!’
>start playing
>desk has this stupid wooden shelf thing that hangs out for the mouse
>lean on the shelf thing by accident
>snaps off
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>everyone looking
>bollocking off teacher

>next day, still remember bollocking
>finish early again
>you can play on the PC, anon!
>went straight on and deleted everyone’s save file
>’…Miss! All the save files are gone!’
>everyone crowds round
>teacher asks who did it
>nobody admits
>mfw I ruined the fun for everyone else

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Anonymous (ID: Smhv3y2q) 10/01/12(Mon)20:24:53No.428265861

File: 1349137493367.jpg-(40 KB, 461×553, 1348178680669.jpg)

>like 6th grade
>had this above-sized guy with adhd
>put water on his chair before class starts
>leave classroom, hide behind lockers
>door open, hear him freak out
>everyone starts saying he pissed himself
>he gets out the door
>I jump infront of him screaming
>He freakes out even more
>Teacher started laughing
>likeaboss.jpg

Feel bad for him now though, moralfag.

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Anonymous (ID: nE0HdEXY) 10/01/12(Mon)20:25:13 No.428265908

File: 1349137513761.jpg-(116 KB, 750×600, 5440.jpg)

ITT: People who try to one up each other on how they increase the global suicide rate(for the most part). Keep pretending like you don’t give a fuck, anons. You’ll never know what true happiness feels like underneath that wet blanket of guilt you are oh so familiar with.

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Anonymous (ID: HCuseu3e) 10/01/12(Mon)20:25:37 No.428265962

>Be year 3
>Teacher allows me to sit outside and tell other teachers when bus is here so students can leave
>I have to piss really bad
>Start pissing on the side of the school
>Bus driver sees me before I see her
>mfw she sneaks up behind me
>Grabs my shoulder
>What are you doing
>ohshitnigger.jpeg
>Turn around
>Still pissing
>Piss on her
>Ran inside
>Principle and other teachers can’t stop laughing at the mayhem

Best day of my life. That bus driver refused to make eye contact with me for the rest of my schooling years.

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Anonymous (ID: 0co1t4sz) 10/01/12(Mon)20:25:44 No.428265985

>7th grade
>last day of class before break
>went to a year round school so we get a month off like every three months or some shit i forgot
>kid sets off stink bomb
>everyone including me knows who did it
>we all refuse to snitch
>teacher makes us sit in the room with the stink after the bell went off
>we sit there for 15 minutes
>the later valid Victorian girl snitches
>the guy who did it was a gang banger
>he gets mad
>after school I hear his friend talking about how pissed he was that she snitched
>being a dumbass I told them if they feel like yelling at her she usually walks home a certain way
>they ended up beating the shit out of her on her way home
>two guys were jailed
>I was never in implicated
>feels good, man

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Anonymous (ID: nNawSSvf) 10/01/12(Mon)20:26:12 No.428266043

>me and this indian kid folded up ketchup packets and put them under the bumpers under a toilet seat
>wait outside bathroom
>kid runs out of bathroom crying with his pants off and ketchup on his butt cheeks
>lol about it for days

>kid leaves folded paper on his desk
>goes to bathroom
>walk by, pick it up and open it
>holy shit 45 bucks
>take that shit and go outside to put in my backpack
>whole class is trying to figure out where it went
>girl comes up to me and tells me that her grandma saw a kid with dark hair doing something to his backpack outside
>get nervous bc holy shit thats me
>she shrugs it off
>nobody ever knew

>get some classmates to write fuck you to the teacher on a paper
>7 or 8 total signatures with fuck you’s
>sign fuck you and my name and give it to teacher
>class field trip to principal

probably a lot of other shit too that i cant think of.
haha oh man, the good days.

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Anonymous (ID: XqS/bvC4) 10/01/12(Mon)20:26:34 No.428266090

Replies: >>428266336>>428267390

>>428251687
why the shit did she randomly bring 500 to class?

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Anonymous (ID: qJZPXyKk) 10/01/12(Mon)20:26:42 No.428266108

>be in 6th grade
>theres a kid whose parents both died within like a month of eachother
>he’s kind of a prick
>i sat next to him in one of my classes and one day he kept being annoying and knocking my books off the table and shit
>tell him I banged his mom
>completely forgot his parents were dead
>his fucking face after i said that
>never look him in the eye again

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Anonymous (ID: s3lokOl5) 10/01/12(Mon)20:27:04 No.428266154

>in 6th grade
>History teacher hates me because my “friends” always used me as a scapegoat and got away with it
>Didn’t pay attention in class, instead I engraved “property of anon” on all history books
>teacher pissed, class discussion about “school environment abuse”
>says he’s going to make me pay for the 30 something books
>oh shit
>he forgets.

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Anonymous (ID: qYzhi8kN) 10/01/12(Mon)20:27:57No.428266263

>>428258634
>Lockers
>3rd grade
Wait…. What?

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Anonymous (ID: l0oACkzw) 10/01/12(Mon)20:28:08No.428266283

>be in 2nd grade
>see a hot piece of ass i like (my age)
>grab her
>force her onto teacher’s desk
>pulls down her skirt
>shoves my huge raging dick into her ass
>everyone is watching
>she is screaming and trying to get away
>teacher is trying to pull us apart
>nope
>cum on teacher’s face

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Anonymous (ID: 0co1t4sz) 10/01/12(Mon)20:28:31No.428266336

>>428266090
probably for drugs

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Anonymous (ID: fiDbhb61) 10/01/12(Mon)20:28:44 No.428266372

>>428265554

oh god, oh god, anon, lol’d soo hard! sparkykiller!! my sides!

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Anonymous (ID: Kqx0JUYf) 10/01/12(Mon)20:29:38 No.428266487

File: 1349137778843.png-(354 KB, 463×700, 1.png)

>>428248779 (OP)
me and my friends in 6th grade taped a kid to a tree because he told us to. security saw us and me and my friend told him we were taking his bike. we got suspended and since then every year ive been getting kicked out of school for random shit

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Anonymous (ID: 1h2DY2I0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:30:05 No.428266542

> Be like 8
> Foreveralone and nothing to do
> Little brother has multiple friends and goes places
> Tell Mom firmly that I want what he has
> Mom cares nothing for anybody
> To shut me up and make her life easier, she decides to give me what I demanded
> She orders little brother to bring me with him
> I follow him to his friends’ houses many times thereafter
> He is majorly pissed
> There is a permanent rift between us which only expands
> We’re still not on speaking terms
> I don’t even know how many children he has

ANYWAY, about the thing I did back then, which wasn’t in school but involved kids from school:

> In his friend’s garden, climbing on a swing frame
> His friends have been increasingly pissed at me because I have to be brought along
> They gather around me, one of them sits on the opposite end of the swing’s A-frame
> They tell me I’m not welcome
> Ihavenointentionofleaving.jpg
> The guy on the swing loses his temper and shouts at me to stay away
> I get mad
> Use my weight to push the swing frame
> Was thinking that guy might fall off
> The crossbar hits him right in the forehead
> He screams and runs away crying and bleeding
> Everyone is shocked
> They tell me I’d better get out of there
> I leave and never return

I don’t feel bad about it because I was completely relying on Mom to tell me right and wrong. It’s not my fault that Dad married a sociopathic bitch.

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Anonymous (ID: AgbOtB/I) 10/01/12(Mon)20:30:12 No.428266565

made fun of this faggot until he came out of the closet. never made fun of him again after that

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Anonymous (ID: 5v/yR9Pv) 10/01/12(Mon)20:30:31 No.428266602

Replies:>>428269652

>be in elementary school
>can’t remember specific grade
>go to friends house
>have to pee
>Go to bathroom
>wipe vagina on towels and walls
Why.

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Anonymous (ID: 381zGXY9) 10/01/12(Mon)20:30:34No.428266606

>>428262029
>>428263746
lol’d hard

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Anonymous (ID: ZzcIkYxf) 10/01/12(Mon)20:31:12No.428266684

>Virgina Tech just happened
>I see random asian kid
>Start yelling “please don’t shoot me!”
>I’m sure i did worse but don’t remember

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Anonymous (ID: Xp8xFki+) 10/01/12(Mon)20:31:37 No.428266749

I got another one.
>8th grade again
>Have super spazzy art teacher
>Takes art too fucking serious.
>Everyone is a total dick to her because of it.
>Decide not to do art one day
>She asks me “Why aren’t you doing your work huh?” in the bitchiest fucking voice ever
>”I don’t really feel like art today”
>”Yeah? Well come see me after class”
>See her after class
>She goes on a rant about how I have to do things even when I don’t want to
>”What if this was your job? You would be fired in a heartbeat”
>Smart-ass mode on
>”Fired what? Out of a cannon?”
>Pulls her hair and leaves
>Doesn’t come back
>No one can get a hold of her to see what happened
>Old lady substitute for the rest of the year
>Fuckyeah.jpg

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Anonymous (ID: +KZ+ma0L) 10/01/12(Mon)20:31:56No.428266791

File: 1349137916513.jpg-(35 KB, 321×320, 1342633772008.jpg)

>>428250146

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Anonymous (ID: uOaFtWi7) 10/01/12(Mon)20:32:10 No.428266814

Replies: >>428267083>>428267757

>>428256482
In 6th grade I would pull my dick out behind girls. >Sitting in back of class
>test
>get boner from girls panties
>Pull out dick
>Leave dick/boner out for entire test
NOTASINGLEFUCKWASGIVEN

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Anonymous (ID: Pe59imPP) 10/01/12(Mon)20:32:22 No.428266841

Replies:>>428267001

>junior year again
>friends and i go into rich neighborhoods
>midnight
>car hop and then..
>make drayno bombs and throw them in the cars.
>ruined TONS of car interiors..

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Anonymous (ID: AgbOtB/I) 10/01/12(Mon)20:33:09No.428266934

>>428250146
holy fuck why didnt i think of that
godamn

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Anonymous (ID: 1h2DY2I0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:33:40 No.428267001

Replies:>>428267212

>>428266841

And again I cannot see why this would be funny.

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Anonymous (ID: 9wYl8n3a) 10/01/12(Mon)20:33:51No.428267026

>spit on girl

>tape kids book to table
>rip out pages when trying to get it off
>blame other kid in front of teacher

>knock loudly on toilet doors

>toss kids pokemon cards all over class room

>be in fight with kid
>wrestle around on ground
>get up
>he’s on his knees
>kick his face

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Anonymous (ID: fvz2Mum4) 10/01/12(Mon)20:34:15No.428267072

>>428260234
I lol’d… hard

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Anonymous (ID: uOaFtWi7) 10/01/12(Mon)20:34:19 No.428267083

>>428266814
I forgot to mention I would poke their butts with boner when I stood behind them. Girls liked me so they thought I was just being a little perv. Never bothered to turn around. If only If only……

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Anonymous (ID: BzkDs4F3) 10/01/12(Mon)20:35:03No.428267179

File: 1349138103436.png-(61 KB, 988×1044,1349045557793.png)

>1st grade
>new kid joins class
>I don’t like him
>Bite own arm
>After I make teeth marks, tell teacher new student did it
>mfw when he got in huge trouble

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Anonymous (ID: Pe59imPP) 10/01/12(Mon)20:35:19 No.428267212

>>428267001
look.. we are sharing stories from our past. Why we thought it was funny then, i have no fucking clue.

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Anonymous (ID: BHLKJS3w) 10/01/12(Mon)20:35:29 No.428267240

Replies: >>428267587 >>428270595

File: 1349138129717.gif-(2 MB, 352×317, 1347259975855.gif)

>>428264342
>also, turned light off in bathrooms while kids were taking shits

our school had retarded rules though

>no running on the pavement during recess
>no snowballs, no picking up snow
>zero tolerance on bullying
my school would give out green plans if you did little things (talked back to the teacher, was late too much, etc.) and if you got three green plans they gave you a white plan, which you could get if you were caught bullying or some shit
white plan=in school suspension
they would send the plans to your house, but i got home before my parents, so i would intercept plans and stick them in the knot of a tree in my backyard (lived in the woods)
years later i find tree and pull out plans, they’ve sort of decomposed but you can still read them
most of them were bullshit like “talking in class”
got suspended for throwing a snowball to my friend who was going to catch it
got suspended for giving high-fives
>wtf

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Anonymous (ID: AfhuS9WZ) 10/01/12(Mon)20:36:09 No.428267315

Replies: >>428268416

Friend of mine and I were shit disturbers, especially in primary school (Ontario, Canadafag). We used to terrorise this Irish lady that ran the YMCA programme at our school.

>In gymnasium, we’re told we can build a fort out of those mats that were velcroed to the wall. friend and I make secret room, stash bean bags and a basket ball in there.
>I peak out and see Irish lady doing paperwork on one of those plastic fold-out table. We make hole in roof and I point in the direction of the lady, and say roughly how far it is. Friend throws ball, perfect angle, and it slams on the table, collapsing the one side.
>Papers everywhere, Irish lady is shocked, starts screaming our names but her accent is so thick that our names sound fucked (which is odd, considering both our names are Irish).
>Hide in secret room, wait it out, lol hard.

That’s just one story. I’ll post some more.

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Anonymous (ID: mkRr6wMw) 10/01/12(Mon)20:36:26 No.428267354

Replies:>>428267704

File: 1349138186350.png-(65 KB, 199×210, 1i.png)

>Be in first grade
>Be playing on the playground during recess
>This faggot kid in my class is in just sitting at the top of the slide
>Want to go down slide, but fatass faggot wont let me
>Close my eyes and bite him in the ass with the force of a 1000 Totodiles
>Faggot kid screams in pain and falls down slide
>Get to slide like a boss
>Go to principles office
>Mom picks me up and I get to go home and play Pokemon Gold
>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: 8gypdwvM) 10/01/12(Mon)20:36:39No.428267390

>>428266090
definitely drugs

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Anonymous (ID: XqS/bvC4) 10/01/12(Mon)20:36:51 No.428267419

File: 1349138211963.jpg-(21 KB, 337×276, 1332884791457.jpg)

>be in 3rd grade
>have an enemy named alfred
>he was an asshole that smelled but I cant remember why we hated eachother.
>Took same bike route home
>Faggot tried to fuck me up with the pegs on his bike. This became a recurring event
>Rage of a thousand suns when he broke my chain.
>Few days later brought a copper pipe in back pack
>as fag boy rides by on his shitty bike I fucking jam the pipe in his tire.
>nigger flies and falls face first
>sea of blood starts pouring from his stupid nose
>mfw walking home cause bike is still fucked

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Anonymous (ID: AgbOtB/I) 10/01/12(Mon)20:38:09 No.428267587

>>428267240
yeah they would freak whenever we touched snow at my school. i mean godamn were going to be having a huge ass snowball fight after school anyway

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Anonymous (ID: /SndRZJG) 10/01/12(Mon)20:38:31 No.428267645

>be in 8th grade
>friends and I always fucked with this one gay history teacher
>after lunch one day big crowd walking out of lunchroom
>friend decides to grab garbage can
>stealthmodeengaged.jpg
>all 6 of us surround it while walking
>drag smelly ass garbage can across the school to the elevator
> bring it upstairs with a big crowd waiting to conceal said garbage can
>drag it by gay teachers room
> one friend kicks it in spilling shit everywhere
>book it and never got caught

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Anonymous (ID: Xgr4K5Sa) 10/01/12(Mon)20:38:31 No.428267647

I stole a really cool pin some kid won. He deserved it. He was bragging about it.

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Anonymous (ID: Y5QyZJrb) 10/01/12(Mon)20:38:40 No.428267668

File: 1349138320269.png-(112 KB, 250×339, 250px-Hurleylost.png)

>Be in 5th grade
>have a stinky Mexican janitor named Juan
>Me and 5 friends would take turns going to the bathroom
>Shit on floor
>Shit on urinals
>Shit on sink
>Throw up on wall
>Smear breakfast burritos on floor
>Mr. Juan gets pissed
>Mr. Juan swears under his breath all the time
>Mr. Juan cleans up mess
>Do it again the next day
>Keeps going on for the whole school year
>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: XqS/bvC4) 10/01/12(Mon)20:38:52 No.428267704

>>428267354
So you’ve been eating little boy ass since the frist grade huh? faggot

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Anonymous (ID: YjILIYja) 10/01/12(Mon)20:39:14 No.428267757

>>428266814

Dude i jacked off under my desk with a chick next next to me watching when i was in 3rd grade and she liked it. Not that I didn’t give a fuck or anything tho, fuckin newfag.

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Anonymous (ID: lI3QQ03U) 10/01/12(Mon)20:41:06No.428268014

>>428264157
my sides!

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Anonymous (ID: ISdW7oup) 10/01/12(Mon)20:41:07 No.428268016

>be kindergarten
>play time/ break or whatever the fuck
>some kid I didn’t like at the time was in my class
>find the bin of sea animals
>find a massive fucking hump back whale toy
>go over to the fucker and clob him over the head
>he cried like a bitch, but I got sent home.

Other than that
>be fifth grade, still be in my schools day care
>last day of summer, before I had to move up to sixth grade
>my friend and I who pretty much were top of the food chain there fucked around alot
>go to daycares computers (about 5 of them)
>put everything into the trash and delete every application and games. Change login passwords (they were all the same on each computer) on each computers to something random.

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Anonymous (ID: lnJSDlde) 10/01/12(Mon)20:41:25 No.428268048

>be in third grade
>drinking from a tropicana orange juice carton while simultaneously playing putt-putt
Fucking loved that game.
>anyway, bitch girl who thought her shit didnt smell comes over and tells me to get off.
>bitch you best back the fuck off.
>she begins pushing me and trying to get me off the computer for absolutley zero reasons.
>no reason at all.
>finally slaps me on top of the head.
>I grab the orange juice carton, and slam it into the side of her face as hard as I could.
>So fucking hard.
>She instantly drops to the ground and is silent.
>30 seconds later she emits this piercing blood curdling scream.
>I calmly shut off computer and sit on the floor next to the radiator.
>Eventually fall asleep.
>Wake up sometime later and leave.
>next day, bitch comes in with stitches and old school bandage wrapped around her head.
>mfw I never got in trouble even though literally everybody saw.
>mfw bitch never spoke in class for years.

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Anonymous (ID: u5FOxrS3) 10/01/12(Mon)20:41:27 No.428268054

>be faggot suicidal anon
>put in mental hospital
>find coloring books
>trash the shit outta them, color all the pages and right ‘fuck’ over spiderman’s balls
>ruin the experience for all the little fucked up kids that go there

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Anonymous (ID: MXJ1KadG) 10/01/12(Mon)20:42:28 No.428268198

Replies: >>428268665

>be in 6th grade
>drink lots of water, piss frequently
>start pissing into XL plastic water bottles we got at lunch
>by the end of the month I had filled up 12
>take all 12 to school
>dump piss bottles in various places in the school (carpet)
>everyone complains about piss smell
>they think the piss is only in 1-2 places
>mfw piss smell for the rest of the year, school gets shut down for a week for health inspection

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Anonymous (ID: aK007uy+) 10/01/12(Mon)20:42:34 No.428268216

in 4th grade I flushed apples down the toilets to flood them

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Anonymous (ID: rgdfutGn) 10/01/12(Mon)20:43:04 No.428268275

File: 1349138584986.jpg-(13 KB, 300×224, +_b16e210485bb75855a1bfad(…).jpg)

>Be me in 2nd grade
>At recess, we would play this game with the 5th graders.
>One older kid really pisses me the fuck off for some reason.
>It was about this time, I had learned an effective yet simple method for getting whatever the fuck it is that I wanted.
>He’s alone and walking back to class on the playground.
>I go up to him, and grab his hands.
>I twist the absolute FUCK out of his fingers.
>He’s writhing in anguish, tears and shit.
>Pretty much collapsed at this point, to avoid breaking his fingers
>Keep twisting
>Tell him not to tell anyone.
>Walk back to class.
>Start to cry for some reason. I don’t know. I was always a pretty quiet kid.
>Teacher comes and pulls me out into the halls
>”Anon, did you twist this faggots fingers?”
>Nope.avi
>Next day at recess
>He’s got a few broken fingers
>Lol heartily.
>MFW

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Anonymous (ID: AfhuS9WZ) 10/01/12(Mon)20:44:15 No.428268416

>>428267315
YMCA was an after school programme for kids that couldn’t go home, well, after school. Friend and I, like most of the kids there, had to wait a few hours before our someone came to get us. It was held in the gym at our school, roughly 20-30 kids enrolled.

Another story:

>Friend and I get into the gym supply room before the group heads outside. We grab a tennis ball and an aluminum bat. Irish lady is okaywiththis.jpg
>Spend five or so minutes hitting ball against wall with bat. Get bored. Begin hitting rocks with bat at nearby houses. Inattentive Irish lady does not see us.
>Next day comes screaming at us over bat, which is dented all to hell, threatening to make us pay for it. Stare blankly, ignore her and continue talking to each other. She looked like she was going to bust a nut.

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Anonymous (ID: XqS/bvC4) 10/01/12(Mon)20:46:06No.428268665

File: 1349138766522.jpg-(21 KB, 300×300, 1330704092998.jpg)

>>428268198

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Anonymous (ID: Hh9e0swt) 10/01/12(Mon)20:46:13 No.428268684

File: 1349138773911.jpg-(106 KB, 437×333, according to this thing.jpg)

>>428265498
Phone was out in 2007.
I’m 18.
Confirmed for being a dumbfuck who can’t do math.

Also, iPhone was given to me by uncle. Parents poor as fuck. Suck a dick, jellyfag. I’m not even mad.

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Anonymous (ID: imDY6qpW) 10/01/12(Mon)20:46:43 No.428268740

>be like 5th grade
>fat ugly slob dude
>had aspergers or something
>ass crack always showed
>spend all day throwing rolled up pieces of paper in his ass
>teacher became suspicious
>saw what we were doing and lol’d
>went back to his desk

best. guy. ever.

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Anonymous (ID: N4CJg5cJ) 10/01/12(Mon)20:47:58 No.428268915

File: 1349138878131.png-(380 KB, 594×412, 14314153153.png)

Not elementry, but middle school.
>Know girl who is in track
>Girl trusts me a lot
>Doesn’t know I have a foot fetish
>Always asks me to give her foot massages after her track meets after one day when I offered
>One day while walking home with her after track meet
>She asks me to hold her bag so she can tie her shoe
>She hands me bag and leans down to tie her shoe
>I see the expensive and overused (she like never washed these things) Injini Sports Toe Socks in the side pocket of her bag
>Quickly take them out and stuff them in my pocket
>Continue walking home with her
>Get home and furiously masturbate to her used toesocks
>mfw the next day she asked me if I had her toesocks
Not as dickish as it is creepy, but hey.

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Anonymous (ID: aWuSjmXI) 10/01/12(Mon)20:48:05 No.428268926

>be 4th grade
>have friend who freaks out easily
>always run away from him at recess to get him angry
>once we stop his face is red with anger
>one day find piece of wood with nail in it in grass
>run from him
>he catches up
>sees wood
>starts running away
>throw it at him jokingly
>hits him right in the leg
>oh god massive gash
>tetanus

Also,

>be don’t know when
>Runescape is the shit
>friend knows info of kid we hate
>gets into his account
>we clear out his bank
>absolutely empty
>next day at school he’s crying and freaking out
>he threatens to kill himself

Same kid as second one

>be 3rd grade
>playing dodgeball in gym
>we’re all throwing the balls at this kid
>no one else
>he gets really angry and runs across the line
>hits someone with ball
>”NOPE! Out of bounds”
>”NO IT WASN’T YOU NO IT NO WHAT”
>argument ensues
>dare friend to kick him in the dick next time he crosses the line
>2 minutes later he comes sprinting onto our side
>friend kicks him in dick with the force of a thousands suns
>he goes to the hospital

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Anonymous (ID: bRWt7Eoc) 10/01/12(Mon)20:48:38 No.428268990

Replies: >>428269373>>428270868

>be in 8th grade
>cooking assignment for class
>me and two bros buy a pizza kit
>”light bulb”
>lets put pubes on it
>we procede to add pubes and a bit of dandruff
>i turn to friend whos house it is
>”you should cum on it”
>he goes into his room to cum
>we watch him smear it on pizza
>bake that shit
>his stoner brother congradulates us on its nastyness
>present next day
>everyone said it was amazing, even the teacher
>havent talked about it since

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Anonymous (ID: 0co1t4sz) 10/01/12(Mon)20:48:39 No.428268992

>be in 8th grade
>pretty much all mexican school
>I am white
>get sent to the back of the room for talking or some shit
>guy named jose is next to me
>janitor walks in
>jose says “he just had to be mexican, right anon?”
>girl who hates me is walking by
>she hears this
>accuses me of saying all mexican must be poor and work jobs cleaning up after white people
>went through that entire year being called a racist and getting treated like shit
>I ended up throwing a brick through the girl’s winow

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Anonymous (ID: D9KqXYz0) 10/01/12(Mon)20:49:38 No.428269136

>douche bag tripped me with his back pack >smash my knee on a concrete stair.
>kick to his face
>nose shattered under my air walks
>big ass black janitor picks me up
>go the the office!
>ok.jpeg
>not a lick of trouble because of past incidences with same kid
>epic justice

so in all, it doesn’t really relate to the thread. but i just wanted to share.

Also? fuck Robert Frost Middle School.

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Anonymous (ID: SfkTTsDC) 10/01/12(Mon)20:50:05 No.428269193

Replies: >>428269589

>Went to local market
>They sliced and gutted fresh fish in the store
>Me and friends went there every day and got all the fish heads
>Did everything you could imagine with fish heads of all sizes
>Threw fish heads at cars from bridges
>Put fish heads in mailboxes
>Opened unlocked front doors and threw fish heads into their halls before running away
>Smeared fish heads on everything that people would put their hands on. Handles on hundreds of doors

Those were the days.

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Anonymous (ID: 4QhuAxhK) 10/01/12(Mon)20:50:22 No.428269240

File: 1349139022769.jpg-(39 KB, 602×462, 9-17-2010_8-31-19_PM.jpg)

>>428264983

>yfw you’re also psychic and a nigger

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Anonymous (ID: mY0aWxvH) 10/01/12(Mon)20:50:24 No.428269246

Replies: >>428269349>>428270246

File: 1349139024585.jpg-(51 KB, 800×600, 1345616123805.jpg)

i seriously don’t know where to start.. the thing is: i NEVER got caught.

one story:

> be 14/15
> sleeping at friends
> we had a trick to sneak out of the window without someone noticing
> were meeting up with friends
> played “i am packing my bag”
no idea if you guys know this, but it’s a game about reminding stuff..
i pack my bag and take a t-shirt.. next one is reminding it and adds a word
> we played it a bit different
> i pack my bag and take broken antenna with me
> you don’t have an antenna
> broke car antenna
> i do
> it ended up, that we broke most stuff in our neighbour hood
> no fucks were giving

> we cut christmas lights
> put trash cans on cars
> kicked cans over
> stole stuff and put it in a different garden (like a giant bench)
> still love the memories

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Anonymous (ID: k+oqh1pi) 10/01/12(Mon)20:51:07No.428269331

>be 6ish
>am a lot smarter than rest of kindergarten class
>they follow what i say all the time and shit
>bus drops us off early one day, no teacher
>rush all the kids into the classroom
>no lights, tell everyone to hide under desk
>tell them to shut the fuck up
>deadsilence.jpg
>teacher comes in dark room few mins later
>doesnt see us, is oldfag
>calls out, no answer except inaudible giggles
>leaves, goes to principal for halp
>they start a school-wide search
>dontevenre-checkclassroom.avi
>continues for 15-20 mins
>finally see her coming back in window
>command minions to surprise her and shit
>she comes in
>SURPRISE.gif
>nearly has heart attack
>blame it on stupid kid who has nasal drip
>he has no recess for a week
>his parents phoned home
>horrible family, probably beat savagely
>still laugh about it sometimes

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Anonymous (ID: fc0qloZ1) 10/01/12(Mon)20:51:15No.428269349

>>428269246
Fucking GORGEOUS ass!!

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Anonymous (ID: bRWt7Eoc) 10/01/12(Mon)20:51:24 No.428269373

>>428268990
we laughed afterwards about how much all the girls in the class loved the taste of semen

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Anonymous (ID: h28A5Xcj) 10/01/12(Mon)20:52:10 No.428269475

File: 1349139130528.jpg-(16 KB, 250×332, aint no one.jpg)

>be in 5th grade
>playing the fuck out of the sandpit
>school wide tard comes over and starts yelling at us to lay down
>friend stands up and starts yelling back at the tard
>somehow convinces the tard to eat sand
>wrangler comes bursting throught the door
>tard was already on the floor
>but aint no on walking the dinosaur

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Anonymous (ID: 2l66qB5d) 10/01/12(Mon)20:52:28No.428269520

>>428248779 (OP)

>be in 4th grade
>classroom had old Power Mac
>Admin account logged in
>Switched the Printer from Printer Port to Modem Port
>Left printer plugged into printer port
>Printer wouldn”t print
>no one knew what the fuck happened
>admin was confused as fuck
>no one knew that it was me
>admin switched out Mac for another one

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Anonymous (ID: SfkTTsDC) 10/01/12(Mon)20:52:58 No.428269589

>>428269193
Guess I should add that we broke the windshield of a speeding car when throwing a massive salmon head from a bridge. We usually hit the roof of the cars, and now that I have a license myself, I truely find it admiring that no one drove off the road when a fish head hit their car.

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Anonymous (ID: Fv7XlW5J) 10/01/12(Mon)20:53:24 No.428269652

>>428266602
How do you wipe your vagina on a fucking wall? Unless it’s a corner but still?

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Anonymous (ID: AgbOtB/I) 10/01/12(Mon)20:53:46 No.428269706

>be first grade
>girl is on monkey bars
>She is waring a skirt
>upside down, her oantaloons are showing
>convince friend to go closer for better view
>apparently got to close
>she crys, tells teacher
>have to go to principles office
>she told teacher we pulled her skirt down
>wtf, naw were just young perverts
>get in trouble anyway
>get in trouble with parents, it rains alot that night
>think god is crying because i was bad
ended up dating her in 7th grade

speaking of that
>be in 8th grade
>annoying yet sexy mixed girl rides my bus
>she had a slight mustache
>one day she is yelling at me
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE
>silence
>she never was obnoxious towards me again
>in fact i date her two years later, by then she had gotten rid of the stache and was actually damn sexy
>dem curves
she had the biggest bush ever

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Anonymous (ID: agum5cOC) 10/01/12(Mon)20:54:08 No.428269762

Replies: >>428270024 >>428270120

File: 1349139248296.jpg-(17 KB, 460×288, Blobfish.jpg)

>Be in bible belt
>Atheist parents raise atheist kid (me)
>Parents are talk of the town, things like “got-hating heathens” are said, except far worse.
>Be in 6th grade
>Lunch
>Teacher and kid walk over, mocking me subtly
>Ask teacher if she’d kill her kid if God told her to, like Abraham to his son.
>Teacher silent for a minute, then claims God would send an angel to stop her, that god would never, EVER allow such a thing to happen.
>Add the fact that Jephthah did something similar and no angel or voice was sent to stop her.
>Silent, fairly large crowd
>Watching the mental gymanstics
>Mfw the teacher killed her kid two years later.

People are too impressionable.

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Anonymous (ID: LduL8E0z) 10/01/12(Mon)20:55:18No.428269920

File: 1349139318733.png-(9 KB, 239×338, 1345609385842.png)

>hanging out in playground as usual
>find out it hurts to get hit in the groin
>kick all my friends in the groin constantly
>never got hit in the groin
>mfw they tried

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Anonymous (ID: ZwyWJjdI) 10/01/12(Mon)20:55:28No.428269948

>be in 5th grade
>waiting in line to use microwave
>i’m next and don’t feel like waiting anymore
>turn microwave off and set it to 5 seconds
>goes off, kid takes bite of frozen pizza pop
>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: uOaFtWi7) 10/01/12(Mon)20:55:53 No.428270006

>Be in 6th grade
>Vietnamese kid would walk home with me and some friends
>Starts acting like a thug
>His name is Tim DO
>We make fun of him
>His sister starts picking him up
>We find out her name is Dil. DIL DO. DILDO
>We laugh uncontrollably and make fun of him and her
>she goes to principle at school
>Me and friend get called to office over intercom
>OH SHIT NIGGA
>We sit down and get yelled at for harassing Tim.
>She says DILDO.
>We smirk
>She says it again
>look at eachother, start laughing uncontrollably.
>She’s yelling, were laughing
>She’s mid sentence, we both get up and walk out laughing
>She did not punish us

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Anonymous (ID: Z3Wy46dy) 10/01/12(Mon)20:55:54No.428270009

>Strangle girl who likes me
>she left school

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Anonymous (ID: AgbOtB/I) 10/01/12(Mon)20:56:03 No.428270024

Replies:>>428270517

>>428269762
news article or it didnt happen

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Anonymous (ID: w3iPQMVK) 10/01/12(Mon)20:56:35No.428270120

>>428269762
Im a christian and I find this hilarious

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Anonymous (ID: yULlIHNf) 10/01/12(Mon)20:57:06No.428270190

>>428256724
Tits or Gtfo

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Anonymous (ID: xGflX0K5) 10/01/12(Mon)20:57:30 No.428270246

Replies:>>428270776

File: 1349139450542.jpg-(61 KB, 750×590, 1345697954530.jpg)

>>428269246
another one:

> friend brought “fart spray”
the one that you spray and makes everything stink like fuck
> we walk over the corridors
> acting like nothing is happening
> spray fart spray all way long
> go stairs up
> do the same
> go down again and into break
> see all pupils and teachers hold noses
> see 2 girls puke
> mfw a teacher says
> there must be a broken pipe

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Anonymous (ID: 8dVcXCET) 10/01/12(Mon)20:57:59No.428270320

>teacher dies
>next day announcement saying no school tommorow
>scram yay no school!

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Anonymous (ID: yi8kglsb) 10/01/12(Mon)20:58:44No.428270416

>>428256724
I was that friend.
More than once.

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Anonymous (ID: N6RBpstO) 10/01/12(Mon)20:58:57No.428270446

>kicked someone in the nuts
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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Anonymous (ID: ZJers03g) 10/01/12(Mon)20:59:02 No.428270457

>Be in 7th grade
>Girl has awful acne, almost like a beard
>Call her red beard, along with rest of class
>Teachers find out, threaten to expel anyone who says it again
>Start calling her rojo barba or road bard, the Spanish and Deutsche equivalents
>Next day she doesn’t show up, was apparently throwing up at home all day due to embarassment
>Continue calling her it for remainder of middle school

God I feel awful, but she had so much acne.
Also Ex’s tits.

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Anonymous (ID: udjeOUr6) 10/01/12(Mon)20:59:12No.428270481

>be 7
>random kid in front of me not moving
>no warning
>turned him around by shoulders violently
>knee him in the nuts twice, hard.
>kid told me he was pissing blood for the next few days
>kids parents took him out of our school district

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Anonymous (ID: agum5cOC) 10/01/12(Mon)20:59:28 No.428270517

Replies: >>428270752 >>428270756 >>428270758

>>428270024

It’s hush hush around here.
She was never formally charged because she said God told her to like Abraham as a test. Sheriff did jack shit because the entire town believed it was God’s will.

Alabamians truly are the most savage and idiotic folk on the face of this planet. They’re far, far worse than niggers.

We moved promptly.

You’d be surprised at the dark secrets small towns hold.

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Anonymous (ID: BHLKJS3w) 10/01/12(Mon)20:59:58 No.428270595

>>428267240
also, i screencapped the desktop of my teacher’s computer, set it as the background, and deleted all of the shortcuts/hid the taskbar.
raged all day, reset the computer maybe a thousand times
never called the IT guy because he thinks he can fix it

also, kids at my school used the school email to communicate (i had gmail like a boss, my sister gave me an invite the first year it came out) this fat girl was in love with me or some shit, so she’d email my school email like every day. log onto it one day to find over 9000 emails from her. i lose my shit and email her back calling her a fat piece of shit. she cries, teachers get involved, i get in trouble. gave no fucks, she never talked to me again

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Anonymous (ID: 8OXJsA4x) 10/01/12(Mon)21:00:26No.428270657

>be in 5th grade
>be in computer lab
>me and 3 friends install keyloggers on all PCs
>create site with hidden keylogger download
>send link to a bunch of people
>profit hundreds of games, emails and bank accounts
>first troll move: send p0rn to a teacher’s email list
>somehow she discovers
>suspended for 3 days
>worthit.jpg

captcha: usedoep Russia

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Anonymous (ID: AgbOtB/I) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:04No.428270752

>>428270517
if that really happened thats some fucked up shit
small towns i tell ya

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Anonymous (ID: w3iPQMVK) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:06 No.428270756

Replies:>>428271116

>>428270517
You best tell us some of them dark secretes anon

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Anonymous (ID: agum5cOC) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:08 No.428270758

Replies:>>428270894

>>428270517

there*

Do not live there anymore. Glad I don’t.

I’ll ask my parents the name of the town once they come over later tonight.

I remember it started with “Col”. We were there for like a month.

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Anonymous (ID: xGflX0K5) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:14 No.428270776

File: 1349139674920.jpg-(226 KB, 1280×857, 1345656946725.jpg)

>>428270246
> we had this fake websites letting you fill in some survey
> was like 2004 so.. people were noobs with the internet
> a friend does this and sends this around
> know that it is giong to send the information to him
> fill stuff in pretending to be a hated guy
> he was fat like fuck and no one liked him
> his name was miles
> “what is your biggest secret”
> i like to fart in the bathtub when my mom is bringing me food
> friend tells me about it
> mfw everyone knows about it in 1 day and calls him
> bathing-miles.

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Anonymous (ID: UtB7SQZa) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:21 No.428270794

File: 1349139681844.jpg-(112 KB, 400×400, 27669437.jpg)

> be 10
> the girl next door has a crush on me
> she’s friends with a bitch I hate
> the girl sends me a love letter
> I can’t deal with it, don’t know what to do with myself
> I use the letter to torment the bitch by threatening to go public with the letter
> the bitch is on edge, but the girl is heartbroken
> the bitch eventually gets a hold of the letter, tears it
> show is over, now I’m almost 24yo, and I’ve been rudely rejected by every girl I’ve had feelings for ever since
That’s easily the worst thing I’ve done, and I honestly feel bad about it even now. That’s despite the fact I didn’t actually know what I was doing (so young), nor was my intention to hurt her. Feelsbadman.

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Anonymous (ID: Yln79jaA) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:23 No.428270801

Replies:>>428271346

>3rd grade
>I was a horrible kid
>Just messing around being the class clown
>Teacher tells me to go to principles office
>Say no about 1000 times
>Start running around classroom screaming for no reason
>Teacher chases me
>Run out of class and close door
>Teacher tries to open door
>I ram the door straight into her face and end up breaking her nose
>Get expelled

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Anonymous (ID: ek1uUyra) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:48 No.428270861

File: 1349139708970.jpg-(11 KB, 250×188, pic (1076).jpg)

97% of people fall instantly asleep after visiting this website

http://hypno.newsexstories.com

A weird phemomenon that even scientisst don’t have a proper explanation for. pic(635).jpg

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Anonymous (ID: bRWt7Eoc) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:52 No.428270868

>>428268990
Also
>be in 8th grade
>playing “roostie” where you grab your friends taint in the pool
>my taint is starting to hurt
>everyone is tense
>one kid hasnt been roostied
>we all gang up
>he grabs mine and wont let go
>i break my pacifist ways and punch him in the face twice
>i dont like punching people anymore
>quiet for the next hour
the game seems gay now that i think about it

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Anonymous (ID: agum5cOC) 10/01/12(Mon)21:01:58No.428270894

>>428270758

Or was it “Cal”

God dammit. This is pissing me off.

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Anonymous (ID: 5Ov6TOHq) 10/01/12(Mon)21:02:47 No.428271007

File: 1349139767282.gif-(961 KB, 240×180, 1334205112954.gif)

>be in 6th grade
>new kid arrives
>fat fuck 300lb
>neckbeard already developing
>smells like shit
>took my seat next to my friends
>call him a nerd
>detention

i’m a badass

>mfw he turns out to be a nice guy after all and end up taking japanese class with him

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Anonymous (ID: udjeOUr6) 10/01/12(Mon)21:02:59No.428271041

>be in 4th grade
>comited suicide

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Anonymous (ID: agum5cOC) 10/01/12(Mon)21:03:37 No.428271116

>>428270756

The one I currently live in, Cape Girardeau, probably has a few hidden somewhere.

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Anonymous (ID: FyHEFFhO) 10/01/12(Mon)21:04:09No.428271179

>>428259573
>your
god damn it all…
go back to school kid

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Anonymous (ID: LduL8E0z) 10/01/12(Mon)21:05:05No.428271330

>be 12
>goes on internet
>I’m 12 and what is this?

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Anonymous (ID: Yln79jaA) 10/01/12(Mon)21:05:12 No.428271346

>>428270801

One more

>Be old enough fro “religion” classes for conformation and whatnot
>Do not want to be there
>Parents force me to go
>Try to find a way out of it
>Decide to get kicked out of it
>Start saying I worship the devil because I’m so edgy
>Doesn’t work
>Start telling the nun you just don’t like hell because you’re a penguin and penguins like cold places
>Apparently calling her a penguin was enough to get kicked out.
>Still haven’t received conformation
>Can’t get married in a church
>whocares.avi

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Anonymous (ID: PIZo7D/L) 10/01/12(Mon)21:05:28No.428271385

>>428261850
Holden Caulfield you

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Anybody ever heard of the Lifetime Movie Network?


Well if you haven’t let me tell you something, you are really missing out on some great drama.  I watched this movie called “Satan’s School for Girls” with Shannon Doherty the other morning and it was really just compelling and captivating.  They have other great movies too.  It seems like it’s kind of a girly channel because all of the commercials are about special douche treatments and sanitary napkins and stuff but still even if it is geared toward the females, there is no reason why a dude can’t get right into some of those movies.  I remember sitting at home with my girlfriend Christina Schwarz the other night and we were watching this movie about Cinammon Brown and it was really good too.  The dad was a real asshole and he had sex with these 14 and 15 year olds and got them to rob banks and blow up buildings and kill people and shit.  It was fucking rad.  He ended up getting executed at the end.  They hung him.  I didn’t even know that it was still legal to hang people in the United States of America but apparently it is.

There was a movie with Elizabeth Berkley the chick from “Saved by the Bell” and “Showgirls”.  It was totally bad ass.  I forgot the name of it though.  It was about this teacher named Christie Dawson who fully seduces all the students in her class and they have orgies and shit for months and nobody ever finds out until one day the principal of the school walks in the class to deliver some pizzas paid for by one of the parents and finds the whole class naked, eating ass and everything.  Berkley, as Christie, is the ringleader of the whole scene and I guess it was just a big front for some porno ring operating out of Cambodia.  Trippy ass shit.  Totally good movie.  Right there on the Lifetime Movie Network.  Or my LMN as I like to refer to it. 

Thanks for reading.  Enjoy your day.  And no, I did not get paid shit for writing this glowing endorsement of the Lifetime Movie Network.

I’ll be waiting for you in the tall grass


I don’t even know what I want to write about but I am sitting here feeling like “fuck, I need to write something because i haven’t written shit in a long time”.  i’m at my mom’s house in the coachella valley right now sitting at chip, my stepdad’s desk with my beautiful and very elegant girlfriend christina, who is looking like the cover of vogue magazine this morning.  basically whenever i look at her too long i have to go wash my eyes out with visine because she is so hot that she burns my retinas and could indeed cause blindness if i stare too long.

beware the wrath of /b/ 4chan/b/ versus @flyguyparsons


Screen shot taken from the twitter account of Aaron Jacob Parsons

Its been an interesting day in Cyberspace.  A perfect storm of sorts has come together and unleashed her fury on  krashthrills.wordpress.com in the form of thousands and thousands of views of an article I wrote regarding Aaron Jacob Fosters yesterday.  As of 7:01 p.m. tonight I have had 6,938 people from 11 countries visit my website and read what I wrote. There 3,583 clicks of links that I provided that contain more information/corroboration of the crimes that are proven alleged by what I have written, all of which originated on the /b/ forum on 4chan.org.  I want to take this opportunity to give props to the guys and girls who reside at /b/.  They might be a little warped but collectively they hold a great deal of power in their fingertips.  It was awesome to be a witness to this power as it unfolded.  Awesome as in I was awestruck and still am.  Certainly it is not a good idea to get on the bad side of a group that has this kind of power at its disposal.  Even worse to do it when they are bored and frothing at the bit for something to do.

It seems a bit of a foregone conclusion that the consequences are going to be severe and swift for the individuals responsible for the degrading beat down and robbery of the still unnamed victim in this case.  I feel absolutely no sympathy for the perpetrators.  I don’t give a shit what they have to say about it or what their excuse is or if they even remember what they were doing because of intoxication levels , temporary amnesia etc.  I really hope that prison is the end result for Aaron Jacob Parsons and everyone else involved, especially that annoying drunk bitch wearing her black panties parading around the street like she was some glamour queen.  Fuck her.  (man she STILL pisses me off)

The haters calling me racist can all suck it to be honest.  I am not even going to bother addressing that accusation.  It’s not true and my life and anything I’ve ever written in the past will attest to that FACT.  So, hate on haters.

I got a call from a reporter named Justin from the Baltimore Sun.  We talked for quite a few minutes about the origin of this situation, 4chan’s /b/ forum and more.  His view, stated to me anyhow, was that this is an instance of the internet being used for good and he was quick to show his admiration for the detective work done by the /b/ forum lurkers.  I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment.  Choosing to fight against the “forces that /b/ is the ultimate example of the idiot who brings a knife to a gun fight”.

Have a good night everyone……Anthony Mandich

ImageADDENDUM: I replied to an email from the reporter I mentioned.  Here is what I had to say.  And I quote:

hey justin it was good talking to you.  i’m sending you this stuff before i even blog it so i must think you’re cool.  just don’t get me killed lol.

 
here is a quote from me if you want
 
“aaron jacob parsons is a wanted man”….post after post on /b/ repeated those words. it was late i was annoyed.  the arrogance shown by @flyguyparsons and @CASHton-Kutcher by posting the video of themselves proudly separating a man from his dignity really angered me.  they acted like it was so funny and so cool.
 
to beat down a guy like that, seemingly with impunity when: 
 
(A) he didn’t deserve it  and 
(B) couldn’t do anything about it but bleed and sit there bewildered, humiliated and alone and 
(C) further add to his pain by taking everything of value in his possession, stripping him naked, and letting some ugly drunk annoying bitch slap him open palmed across his face while he’s on his back  just didn’t sit well with me.
 
and the poor guy took it like a champ.  he didn’t defend himself (which was probably smart in this instance because this was a bear that you had to play dead against for sure.  so yeah he didn’t defend himself but he also didn’t bring further dishonor to himself by crying, pissing or moaning.  
 
two things resonated strongly with me.
 
1. the images of parsons mugging for the camera before the humiliation began and then creeping up and start digging through the guys pockets like it was a big joke.  i really hated that.
2.  that ugly chick wearing her panties with her big old ass all drunk grinding on the guy before it all started and then when he was down on his back she’s there standing behind his head and starts slapping in his face HARD and he can’t even see where these blows are coming from because she is standing behind his head.  that was particularly cowardly and thinking about it right now gets my blood boiling.  
 
you asked me what was different about this video as opposed to the many other millions of videos that are out there on the internet.  I am going to answer that with a post i did on some girls from a sorority at bowling green who were tragically killed in a car accident a few weeks ago.  my answer is obvious.
 

Aaron Jacob Parsons is a wanted man.


7:07 p.m. Wednesday April 18th, 2012 Update on the Aaron Jacob Parsons Saga:

Click here for an update that you won’t really believe.

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AARON JACOB PARSONS IS A WANTED MAN

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Update 10:49 p.m. Wed April 4th, 2012

In REPLY to the article in the Baltimore Sun by Justin Fentin:

AnthonyMandich at 8:13 PM April 04, 2012
To clarify: a video filmed by @CASHton_Kutcher, starring Aaron Jacob Parsons and a cast of cowards who beat, robbed, and stripped naked a man who was defenseless, drunk, alone, and clearly in over his head, was posted to worldstar and twitter.

The initiator of the physical violence is an aspiring male model, and famous dj in the Maryland ghetto named Aaron Jacob Parsons.

This is a fact, not an allegation.

His words and mannerisms BEFORE he put his hand in the victims pocket and took his car keys, are indicative of premeditation (consideration of an act beforehand that shows an intent to commit that act).

<>He mentions worldstar, chuckles about how he’s GOT to take the boy’s money, and then proceeds to do just exactly that. Clearly this was not done in self defense as he unconvincingly tried to make it appear on his twitter account.

I am Anthony Mandich, the person who wrote up the story and posted it at krashthrills.wordpress.com. The smug attitudes, and hysterical laughing while this guy was robbed and then stripped naked on the streets pissed off everyone on the /b/ forum at 4chan.org.  

They outed him and that’s that. Now Mr. Parsons is going to pay, hopefully with some penitentiary time.

A person who shows a shameful lack of courage in the face of danger is a coward. Aaron Parsons deleted his Twitter account which contained approximately  30,000 tweets as soon as it was clear we were onto him.  30,000 tweets.  That’s a lot of tweets to throw away at the first sign of danger.   I laugh at him for that.  I’m also grateful he’s never heard of “consciousness of guilt” as well.  Deleting your Facebook and Twitter is drastic and also another sign that he knew full and well that he had been a bad bad kid. Idiot…

Although I am somewhat naive to the intricacies of the law, I believe factors that indicate premeditation, can be utilized by motivated prosecutors to elevate the charges  that a defendant faces.

 When the act that follows (the premeditation) is  one that you wouldn’t write home to Mommy about AND results in the suffering and degradation of an innocent person, consequences should be quite severe, in my opinion.

Helpless (harmless)…forced to endure abuse of a humiliating and heinous nature…robbed, beaten, stripped of his garments…his tag heuer watch.. his dignity, pride, and self confidence…

 all for the sake of bemusement (at best)

Really?

You would trade your humanity for something as intrinsically worthless as filming yourselves beating a man so you can post the results on the  internet??   (and in the meanwhile prove yourself  to be of base origin, a low life contemptible Neanderthal, completely devoid of  high values or ethics, shoddy, inferior in quality, with a selfish lack of  human decency)

I hate to break it to you ladies and gentlemen but that’s nothing to aspire to.  I mean listen…I’m so far from perfect it can’t be overstated just how far away I am.  Light years, galaxies, solar systems even.  But, with all of my flaws and lapses in judgment fuckups, I’m still a human being striving to evolve.  If I found myself  as devoid of hope as the animals who perpetrated this hateful action, my life would be over because often, that faith in the nobler aspects of mankind is the only thing that keeps me plodding along.

The last comment I want to make here is regarding the color of everyone’s skin.  Race is certainly a hot button topic in society today.  When hasn’t it been?

Pervading charges of racism abound constantly to the point where it becomes so redundant that in my opinion it just cancels itself out.

A large percentage of the comments I’ve read on my own blog here and all over the internet are inappropriate, insensitive and fucking beyond ignorant.  Again, so overwhelming in nature, that I find myself laughing at some of the crap I read.  I never censor comments on my own site.  I think censorship is fucking hideous.

People have been calling me a racist all over the internet and I honestly don’t give a flying rat’s ass.  I’m not racist.  No matter what way you slice it, I’m not fucking racist.  Of all the lowlifes in this world, white trash inbred redneck motherfuckers talking about white pride and all that separatist crap about preserving some non existent white race blah blah blah blah…they annoy me more then any other lowlife cross section of any race that exists in this world.  I hate em.

I can’t stand ignorance.  And brothers let me tell you… nothing sings louder in my heart head and soul as being true then the idea that racial superiority is BULLSHIT with a capital B just like I typed it.    Fucking utter bullshit.  I’m white.  I’m from Trinidad and Tobago.  It’s black.  I don’t give a shit.  I like black people, I’ve fucked hugged scores of black chicks (hot ones), and I have plenty of black friends.  I like Asians just fine.

The stereotypes about Asians and gambling are true though….let me tell you hahahaha.  I’m a big time gambler and gambling knows no color lines.  One of my very best friends in the world who unfortunately got shot and killed  was Vietnamese.  I speak Spanish fluently because I like Mexicans.

I just don’t give a gosh darn shit about race.  Its not an issue I consider before making decisions in my life for the most part.  

I’m not in prison and never have been so why should I ride in the white car and exclude a huge percentage of the world from my insane life?  Screw Fuck that.  Its pretty much obvious to anyone with a brain, that every group on the planet has its pieces of shit and its stars.  I hate pieces of shit no matter what color they are.  I don’t even know why I’m even saying this because honestly I don’t give a care  shit what you think, about what I think, about the color of a man’s skin.  If you don’t like me then I’m sure we can exist in our own little corners of hell the planet without ever crossing paths.  Fine by me.

I just wanna live baby.

So there it is.  That’s what I think about all of this stuff shit.  Take what you want out of it and leave the rest behind.  And enjoy your life as much as you can without making some else hate theirs.  That’s not too much to ask in my opinion.  Bye bye……

What follows is the original Post 

Update 12:42 a.m. Wednesday, April 4th, 2011 2012 Just noticed that lol.

(THERE YOU GO GUYS HOPEFULLY YOU WILL LIKE IT MUCH BETTER NOW.  IT’S MUCH LESS VENOMOUS OKAY ROGER BLAND AND “JUST A THOUGHT”?)

I’ve been told off by several readers of this post for my anti-women and anti-homosexual venom so I’m going to correct the portions of my write up that contain these disparaging  views.  I apologize to anyone offended by these remarks.

UPDATE:  9:52 a.m. Tuesday, April 3rd,2011

This post is getting an unbelievable number of views and from what my stats indicate, many of these are from wonderful people hot bitches.  I just wanted to say thanks for that.  

Here is the basic story as I know it.  Approximately 9 days ago in Baltimore, Maryland an adult male  standing on a sidewalk was surrounded by a group of young adult males and females.  One of the females who looked like she was just wearing panties and a tee shirt started grinding her butt stinkyfat ass into the guys crotch like she wanted to make love get penetrated.

One guy in a grey beenie starts creeping up to the victim on his right then two guys with white shirts are right next to him on the left.  The taller one, Aaron Jacob Parsons reaches into the victim’s front right pocket and grabs something before the guy could stop him.  Then the victim starts walking towards the criminal Parsons who sucker punches him with a cowardly but lethal right hook, sending the innocent man tumbling to the concrete where he is then beset upon by the crowd of approximately 15 people who proceed to punch, kick, slap and stomp him.

I was lurking on 4chan.org/b/ laughing out loud like a mental patient at the crazy shit that goes on there when a link to the video causing all the commotion popped up along with the usual /b/tarded request for justice, saying how this bullshit couldn’t be tolerated and a bunch of random blah blah blah.  Same sorta shit you will see there right now if you feel the need to walk on the wild side.

Our version of the video was on Twitter and came from  the account of Rashad PItts aka King Cash aka CASTton_kutcher.

His Twitter page and Facebook were still up at that time so I was reading his tweets where he’s talking all tough about dry snitches and all this other ghetto ass bullshit basically trying to intimidate the pests from /b/ who were already getting started with a seek and destroy mission against him and his buddy the now infamous Aaron Jacob Parsons.

Rashad Pitts was the cameraman who filmed this inhuman assault.  He was also revving up Parsons, egging him on to steal the guys watch and introducing his video with an “only in baltimore” which was followed up by Parsons with a shout out to worldstarhiphop.com.

It was also posted on the attackers Twitter page which has since been deleted along with his Facebook.  The original guy who started the whole thing is Aaron Jacob Parsons @flyguyparsons on Twitter.

The continuation video is on LiveLeak.com and it is deplorable and despicable.  Here that is:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=679_1332640868

It shows the poor getting robbed like a dead man and stripped all the way naked on the street corner.

It made me sick to watch. Once the first punch was thrown by Parsons, it seemed to trigger the pack mentality in the rest of the group.  I’ve never understood why these types of beatings are tolerated, and in fact seem to be the modus operandi for most street gangs to use when dealing with someone considered a rival or an enemy.  There just seems to be an element of implied cowardice inherent in this form of doting out punishment.  Where is the challenge in having 15 guys beat down one guy?

I don’t see the bravery. I don’t see an element of respect being garnered by the ones issuing the beating.  I simply believe that mob beatings lack honor and are not anything to ever feel proud of.    I always think to myself what a bunch of really bad people cunts to do that shit.  Even the females ugly ass whores that were there were slapping the guy when he was on the ground and shit should be sent to the penitentiary. Ruffians!! Assholes!.

Obviously they all know they are going to the penitentiary soon because they all deleted their social media accounts and started making anonymous threats on 4chan.org/b/.  I guess they thought they were going to intimidate an army of anonymous /b/’s but the /b/’s were having none of that.  They started digging deep and got Aaron Jacob Parson’s phone number (443)-633-8508, his Myspace, Facebook etc., posted the video on youtube.com (which was taken down by the interesting management pussy fucks at youtube…God I strongly DISLIKE hate youtube).

It was put on reddit.com. Here’s the link for that UPVOTE FOR JUSTICE: http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/rqyle/assault_man_randomly_assaulted_and_robbed_for_his/

It was pretty funny to read all the tough talk coming from those cowards on their twitter accounts only to have them delete their own accounts and run for the hills like the dastardly dopes pussies they are.  I for one, sincerely hope they are arrested and sent to prison for what they did to that poor guy.  Darn Fuck them.  And dudes….you guys hang out with the loveliest females ugliest, skankiest looking, stinky ass whores I’ve ever seen.

You guys are mean!! Die Fuckers

a.j.p.
Aaron Jacob Parsons, hitting the guy was one thing. Turning out his pockets when the dude helpless on the ground yet another.
Not entirely sure that I understand the need to take off everything including another mans panties
i’m so sorry for being SUCH A meany BITCH
no matter what the color of my skin is i am an hero asshole
Hi, I’m Aaron, I enjoy sweater vests and long walks on the beach…

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Here is Aaron Jacob Parsons Facebook

Then and there I got a sinking feeling in my chest, I knew what was coming was something that our oblivious victim in the green mountain dew shirt was not going to enjoy terribly much. A cowardly assault I could handle, shit I’ve seen millions of them live and on the world wide.  I pretty much have numbed myself to getting emotional about matters out of my control and to be honest there is just so much out there in cyberspace, much of it exponentially more horrifying then this but…..and yes there is a but….I do not claim to understand myself well enough to even try and figure out why some stories just take hold of my brain, to the point that i cannot move from my chair until my heart tells me that i have done everything possible to investigate and figure out why (mostly) this or that fucked up situation took place.  i get so mad at some of these people and i feel so sad for these victims that my own internal justice center compels me to doggedly pursue every scrap of clue out there, looking under every rock, reading every thread, google data mining myself into oblivian,  until my brain and heart sigh and i’ve somehow killed six hours and i’m fucking starving  dying of thirst need to piss so bad…i’m drained…dead to the world bemoaning the fact that all my good intentions for a session of real productivity handling tasks often crucial to my survival on the planet, let alone my well being have been thrown out the fucking window yet again.  I never have anything tangible to show for my efforts which is a shame because if i’m honest and not just tooting my own horn, i’m saying about myself, “the kids got talent”.  there is no denying it, i’m smart, savvy, well educated and tenacious as a badger.  you would probably be shocked if it i told you to what lengths i’ve gone to fully immerse myself in one of my quests to understand what basically boils down to the pig headed, evil nature of quite a large percentage of the population roaming the planet today, and every day before today.  i learn some of the craziest shit in the strangest ways and it probably serves no purpose except between me and the victim, especially if they have died as a result of whatever it is i’ve latched onto,  i feel this weird connection and i can’t stop myself from continuing whether my right shoulder is aching my fingers and feet are numb like they are right now or not, i can’t stop until i feel like the victim feels that i’ve done my duty to get to the bottom of whatever it is that caused them to be victimized and usually die.  its respect and sadness and overwhelming empathy that drives me and its truly for the most part a personal thing. i do write this blog but nobody reads it and i really couldn’t give a shit for the most part, i’m just doing my part to keep striving, searching for answers to queries that will never be answered to my satisfaction.  i get clues but true satisfaction never. i’m always in search of that story that the world has got all wrong, one where the perpetrator is the victim, one where my faith in humanity can somehow be restored a little. i can’t even define for myself  what my quest even is so i’m definitely doomed.  how can you find the answers you are looking for if you don’t even know what the question that you’re asking is?  that’s a devastating thought to me it really is.  but what am i supposed to?  all i can do is resign myself to another long session of data mining until i have followed every thread, investigated every possible correlation among the minutia available at my fingertips.  using a machine to try and understand what motivates a person its fucking retarded.  its not good for me to dwell when i’m in this reflective, yearning, questioning mood, on nights exactly like tonight when the room is quiet except for the sounds of my fingers, the humming of the piece of shit tower i’m using, the sound of the rice cooker popping to signify that its done.  my face is hot, my ears and cheeks are burning and i’m babbling.  there is some point to this exercise if i could just figure out what it is and let the profound truth of it just release itself and in doing so release me from this chair i would be so grateful.  when i wrote the post i’m editing right now (why by the way has been reblogged on this site should you choose to have me shut the fuck up and just get to the content you came here for) i was in a different mindset.  if you are ever bored you should spend a day going through all my posts.  there are unquestionably some brilliant things that i’ve written lurking in my archives.  the truly special ones i reread in awe, never even remembering writing them and i get that sense of twitchy freaky hairs on my arms standing up sorta creepy (but not) feeling coursing through my head and my narcissism lulz take over and i know i am fated for something more then an ordinary existence.  lol aren’t we all. for fuck’s sweet sake.  killing me.

I tell you what, i’m not deleting this stuff but i’m going to do you all a favor and move my original content back up and this literary mumbo jumbo bullshit to the end and i’ll even warn you before you start reading it that you will end up cursing my name and muttering to yourself if you choose to continue past a certain point.  

I’ll just do that now …hold on….

I find myself often (rightclick/copy/openlink)ing anything remotely interesting on the internet and this was no exception. I probably had thirty windows open and refreshing (we have the worst slow shitty dsl) and my routine usually is to stay on whatever i’m on at the time until i know its safe to start clicking on the new batch of bullshit.  Its fun, its addicting, you learn a lot of useless information but you feel connected to the world at the same time so whatever.  anyways i digress as usual.  sorry about that. 

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Kony 2012 is a video I have decided that I don’t have any desire to see.  I don’t know why I don’t know what Kony 12 can kiss my butt.  Sorry I just woke up after a pretty long period of rest on the couch at Heather Batchelder’s house in beautiful, picturesque Tustin, California.

I’m  not too sure how the Encyclopedia Dramatica does it. Their entries all have hundreds of links to all sorts of interesting and exciting content.  I can’t imagine how fucking long it takes them to write each of their posts.  Kudos to them.  Although I can’t claim to know a quarter of the shit about the internet that they do and therefore I am often lost trying to keep up with what they are talking about, starting with any one of their entries is a good fucking way to get fucking lost in internet hell for a day.  Or longer.  The internet, the real internet, wow….it’s truly a scary place full of hidden gems and content galore and if you don’t have control over yourself (and I don’t) then you can easily find yourself losing whole chunks of time basically doing nothing except filling your head up with knowledge, theories, half assed suppositions, biased reporting on demented and seldom heard of topics, gore and death with a sprinkling of funny, feel good shit but mostly a lot of sex and death to be honest. Okay, so I’m reading the paragraph I just typed out and imagining all of the different psycho locations I could take you guys on just by linking to the words I’ve written and it comes over me that I have quite a bit of power in these attractive hands of mine.  If you have read this far then that means I’ve got you on the hook and really its up to me  not you where that hook can take you.  Do you want to go to heaven or hell? Would you rather get the hell part over with while you are on this mostly hellish planet or do you want to forego all the suffering and experience divinity firsthand while still alive?  Good question you say.  Or maybe you don’t who really gives a fuck?  I don’t because I know that I don’t even have one true fan of my rambling writing.  Nope there isn’t even one person out there that can honestly say that they can’t wait for my next post, or that they have read everything I have ever written.  Nobody could pass even a simple trivia test based on the many posts that have preceded this one.  I don’t even think I could.  After all, I was higher then a kite for the majority of the posts on this website and I have never really had the time to go back through and read over every single one of them.  I’m not a professional blogger.  I don’t get paid jack shit for writing this.  I can’t even tell you why I bother writing this (we’re back again to NOBODY GIVES A RAT’S ASS) blog.  I know its not fresh or hip or cool. I know I sound like a fool and a tool and most of you wish I would drown in a pool or fall off my stool.  Lame.  All of it.  Lame.  The same.  Shame.  Fame is something I will never get.  Yet I seek it.  Couldn’t even tell you why but I assume the answer begins with the buzzword Narcissism.  Okay listen I’m sorry for sounding so stupid in this paragraph. I’m going to stop with the stupid now and tell you guys a good story .  So if you’ve somehow risen above (whatever that means) and made it to this point of this story then you are in luck because you are about to get a true story from the archives of my life.