WTF is wrong with THESE People?

Just kidding.  I’m watching the ESPN’s coverage of the World Series of Poker Main Event on right now and that’s what the first comment on the video says.  He’s talking about the fact that Norman Chad, the clown prince of poker announcers, is no longer working the telecast.  If you watch the poker on ESPN, you will know who I’m talking about.  He’s the dude that makes all the jokes and talks about his ex wives and other miscellaneous jibber jabber constantly.  Personally I love Norman Chad.  He’s a fucking crack up.  He always gives Phil Hellmuth shit, he’s a total smart ass.  But whatever…who cares right.To be honest, if you are reading this post, its a good bet that you are at your office job, bored off your ass, maybe thinking about checking out a couple pics of hot naked chicks and sneaking off to the Men’s Lavatory.  In order to get the proper stimulation, its necessary for you to go to of course and type in one of a million familiar phrases such as “hot ass”, “sexy blond bimbo”, “busty milkers”, “nasty catholic school tramps”, “tits and ass”, “suck it”….something along those lines.  Any combination of many of those words could quite possible lead you to my blog.  Especially if you do your searches in “safe mode”.  I think I’ve gotten somewhere in the neighborhood of 3,000 hits from “hottest ass”, in safe mode on google.  I haven’t checked in a while but the last time I did that exact same search, this site was the eighth link shown.  You click on the link and its one of my posts, “Fuck This, Fuck That”, and it has an amazing photo of two incredible girls in Catholic School Uniforms.  The blond one, on top, has the sexiest, most edible looking ass, I’ve ever actually seen.I would marry the girl on top, just from this pic. Is that sick or what?  I really don’t mind how you got here.  It would be nice if you came back.  That’s a bit much to ask though, and I’m aware of that.  Dudes that are looking to rub one out during their lunch break from the law firm, accounting office, car dealership, real estate development corp, advertising agency, cheese factory, machine shop, hardware wholesaler, oil company, home builder, tile shop, subway sandwich franchise, hotel, casino, gas station, smoke shop, liquor store, pharmaceutical company, internet marketing corp, skate shop, mcdonalds franchise, tobacco company, movie studio, used tire store, 7-11 franchise, jack in the box franchise, dentist office, i.r.s. office, police station, airline, school board, men’s wearhouse, l.a. fitness, or verizon wireless retail outlet that they work at are generally not looking to read any words a smart ass nobody like myself would put together.In fact, I’m pretty sure the majority of the people who end up here, feel cheated in some way, and leave mildly annoyed.  I can’t say I blame them.  If I didn’t know me, I wouldn’t be clamoring to read me.  I’d be like, “fuck man.  I came here to see some hot bitches not read War and Peace, who really gives a fuck what you think about anything.  Just bring on the ass!”In this day and age of information overload, finding a loyal group of readers doesn’t seem to be an easy task for GOOD writers, with GOOD stories to tell.  If I’m honest, I’ll admit I’m neither.  Who cares about that even though?  Does that really even need to be said? I mean seriously now.  I’m dropping the ball here big time. I’m still jet lagged from my trip to the Cayman Islands.  My internal body clock is already all fucked up to begin with and now its worse.  I’m just gonna go.  Sorry about this post. Its a true piece of shit.

Oh one thing …is anyone else totally shocked at how fucked up of a company Full Tilt Poker turned out to be?  I can’t even believe that shit.  They must have squandered so incredibly much money, the numbers must be boggling.  I say this because, the company made incredible amounts of cash every single second of every single day, thousands of times a second.  It was common to see 70,000 players seated at cash games and tournaments at any given time.  The rake they must have been pulling in has to be pretty insane.  Some of you don’t know what I’m even talking about.  A quick rundown:  after Black Friday came a few months back, when the US govt put the clamp down on Full Tilt, Pokerstars and Ultimate Bet, all of the players who live in the USA were suddenly standing around not being able to play poker or get the money that they had deposited with the sites out.  We’re talking billions of dollars.  At first it was understandable and everyone was pissed at the Southern Justice Center’s attorneys for being a bunch of dicks and shutting us out of playing poker AND our cash.

It was soon made clear though that the Hoover Boys gave the okay for the sites to refund us all of our cash.  Four months later we are finding out that Full Tilt, in particular, one of the best and most popular sites BY FAR, didn’t have sufficient cash reserves on hand to pay all of the US players back at once.  That’s total BULLSHIT.  Here’s why.  The online poker sites, just like the landbased casinos, do not directly gamble against the players at the table.  Its not like blackjack or roulette or slots where you are pitted against the casino and thus have a slim shot in hell’s chance of being ahead in any kind of sustainable way, ever.  Poker players compete against other players.  The house deals the fucking cards and hosts the game and thats it.  They get paid a “rake” for doing that.  That means every hand that is dealt, the house gets a small percentage of the pot as its share for providing the tables, dealer, floor men, chips etc etc etc.  Its a fucking lot of money trust me.  A lot of money.  Especially with an online poker room, give me a break.  They were making a killing beyond words.  Just think about 20,000 hands a minute being played 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.  It doesn’t matter what the weather is like.  Nothing matters.  They provide a virtual rendition of a poker table. Its fucking software.  They already own it.  So it stands to reason that the more players they got to play real money games on their site, the better off they were.

Seems like the sky was the limit.  If you can deal with 50,000 players at one time, well then you tell me how much more taxing it would be for them to deal with 5,000,000 at one time.  Not that much harder.  Trust me Full Tilt was blowing up so hard.  Given those probable vast sums of revenue being generated in a liquid format every second of every day, its hard for me to understand why they felt the need to go into the “trust funds”, which are the players individual poker bankroll accounts.  Those are off limits period.  Its no different to taxes actually.   Think about as if you were working for some jackass and he was taking 200 bucks a week out of your paycheck for IRS Federal Deductions right?  Those are your monies, that you worked and earned, and they should be sent straight to the IRS, on your behalf, to be used against your tax obligation at the end of the year.  In the perfect world the dude sends in your cash no problem, gives you your W2 at the end of the year, you take it to your bald, beer bellied, CPA dude, who charges you a 150 bucks to file your 1040 for you.  If you sent in too much at the end of the year you get a tax refund check.  I’m sure everyone knows what I’m talking about here duh.

Now, what if you get those taxes withheld from your paycheck, but your boss is a broke ass who can barely afford to pay the electricity and stuff, so he routinely dips into those monies he “withheld” from your paycheck that should have been earmarked to go to the IRS.   You would probably not be surprised if I told you that is a hugely common thing to happen.  Companies in trouble can barely make the payroll to begin with.  They’re thinking, “thank God we didn’t have to pay Sally her full amount, we would have never made it.”  The payroll is 8 grand say, and your dipshit boss somehow scrapes up 5,600, just barely enough to cover the net checks.  Well, that other 2,400 bucks has been paid too, whether they had the cash on hand  or not.  You can imagine what happens from there.  Shit starts to snowball big time.  All of a sudden the quarter is over, and for 12 straight weeks, the money that was supposed to be sitting in that special IRS only account at the bank to pay the quarterly payroll taxes is nowhere to be found.  It can’t be found because it never existed.  Your dipshit boss never had that money, in actual cash, ever.  But the government doesn’t look at it like that.  The government looks at that as the employer is stealing the fucking worker’s money.

Not a good thing to be doing, if you are the employer. You can go to prison for that shit.  In the IRS’s view, you stole that money.  You stole it from your employees because now they cannot take care of their own tax obligations.  That’s fucked up man.  It is.

Well, Full Tilt, in this case is doing exactly the same thing. They don’t have the cash to refund the players.  They should have never touched those funds.  Its called commingling and basically those deposits should be in special trust accounts that have nothing to do with the operating checking account of the business.  Obviously Full Tilt got caught with their hand in the cookie jar big time.  I’m sure it happens all the time with all kinds of companies actually.  The major difference is that Full Tilt didn’t think they were going to be shut down like that, so they were using the money in the players accounts for all sorts of corporate expenses, probably mainly sponsorship deals and perks to all of their sponsored players and whatnot.  When they got shut down their revenues went from millions a day to zero cents a day from USA players.  Now everyone is fucked. Personally, my account will never get paid back to me and same with all sorts of dudes.  I heard yesterday that the UK just banned Full Tilt as well, because of this improper trust fund usage.  Its a pretty terrible thing all the way around.  I do have sympathy for Full Tilt, they were just trying to blow up….big time.  Then they got nailed to the cross at the worst possible time and now its over.

Sad shit.  Hey sorry about this terrible blog post today.  I’ll try harder next time okay.  Congratulations once again to Ian McCall, for taking the Flyweight championship with a guillotine choke in the third round of his match against Darrell Montague at Tachi Palace Fights 10.  Then the next day the guy went out and married his pregnant girlfriend.  Good for him.

Peace out fools

Ian McCall will kick ass tonight at Tachi Palace.

Ian McCall faces Darrell Montague tonight for the Tachi Palace Fights flyweight championship.  For those who don’t know, flyweights  fight at 125 lbs.  Personally, I think its bullshit that the UFC doesn’t yet have a 125 lb. division.  At the moment 135 lbs. (Bantamweight) is as low as the UFC goes.  Unless you are brain-dead you already know who fights in that division.  Guys like Dominick Cruz (who also happens to be the current UFC Champion, Urijah Faber, Brian Bowles, Jeff Curran, Scott Jorgenson and Joseph Benavides.

Although Ian will be crowned champion in an organization called Tachi Palace Fights rather then UFC, early next year the UFC will be adding the featherweight class and Ian will be going to the UFC as Champion in much the same way as Dominick Cruz did in the Bantamweight divison.  I am totally biased because Ian is my buddy;  therefore Darrell Montague has no chance in this fight hahahaha.  No, but really, Ian is a sick, sick fighter, full of confidence, utterly fearless, in shape beyond belief, and ruthless in the cage.

He has an incredible record of 10-2 with his only losses coming against Dominick Cruz (see above where it says current UFC bantamweight champion….yeah that Dominick Cruz).  I haven’t seen that fight except for one little snippet but Ian lost that one I guess in a unanimous decision.  Nothing to hang his head about on that loss.  Cruz is on most pound for pound greatest fighter lists and believe me if you haven’t seen him fight, its an awesome thing to behold. Cruz just ran roughshod over his previous opponent (Urijah Faber…..), and I’ve seen him handle Joseph Benavides who is a bad ass fighter himself, not once but twice.  So take nothing away from Ian for losing a fight to Dominick Cruz.  Plus it was years ago anyways and it was in the WEC, a breeding ground for all sorts of bad ass fighters.  I could name dozens (and so could you probably lol).  Ian’s only other loss was also against a tough as nails WEC veteran, a guy who I’ve seen fight on television a bunch of times.  I’m talking about Charlie Valencia.  That was at WEC 31 (Faber vs. Curran).   He lost by submission in that one (I think by guillotine choke but don’t quote me, I’m doing this little blurb from memory and my memory isn’t that great to begin with.

You can do a search on the internet and find some of Ian’s fight videos.

Here is his last fight against a very game Dustin Ortiz, where Ian dominated

To be fair you can’t just check out the wins.  Here’s one of his losses (if the link works….)

Here is part 1 of his unanimous decision against the then #1 ranked flyweight, the undefeated Jussier da Silva (11-0)

Check them out if you haven’t already.  You will agree that he is an edgy, skilled, fearless and very talented fighter.  He has years of experience.  He has trained ultra hard/smart for this fight and to be honest although I don’t know much about Darrell Montague, I’m picking Ian McCall 100% for this fight.  He’s too fucking fast, he kicks too hard, he’s got too much energy and way too many moves for Montague to overcome.  Ian actually reminds me a lot of Dominick Cruz.  The way he dances around, evading the opponent always, just getting in his kicks, punches, elbows and then escaping is reminiscent of Cruz for sure.  Not sure if Ian will be too stoked about me saying that but it’s just my opinion. And I gotta say, Cruz is a bad ass motherfucker and I love watching him fight so its only a compliment to be compared to his stylistically right?

One more thing in Ian’s favor is the fact that he is settling down in life outside the cage.  He’s got a hot girlfriend who I think he’s getting married to soon and they are expecting a daughter in the next few months as well.  That kind of shit going on in your life is supreme motivation (and maybe a tiny bit of pressure as well).  I can see just from the quotes that Montague is sort of looking past Ian like this is going to be some kind of walk in the park, exhibition of whatever and he thinks he’s just gonna win no worries.  He’s fucking high if he thinks he is just going for a stroll in the park against Ian.  Sorry dude fuck that.

I think Montague is cocky where McCall is confident.  Montague reminds me a little of that dude that fought Michael Bisping at the UFC in Sydney a few months ago (UFC 127??).  I forgot that dudes name something like Jorge Rivera.  Whatever, it doesn’t matter, the point is Rivera was talking madness before his fight with Bisping and was super cocky (not saying Montague is acting like that but I just get that sorta feeling).  Anyway Bisping was offended by some of the shit Rivera was doing before the fight and it was what I like to call righteous anger and bottom line Rivera got humiliated big time.  He got his ass kicked, it was so rad.  Probably a lot of you hate Bisping for some reason but I don’t actually.  I like him.  I get alone good with Brits and Aussies and that sort anyway but whatever, he doesn’t offend me and yeah he himself did get his head fucking completely handed to him against Dan Henderson.  Completely knocked the fuck out which so many people were so happy about.  He took it like a man though.

I digress (as usual).

My point is that confidence and belief in yourself is supremely important.  When it crosses a line to cockiness and arrogance that’s when people get fucked up.  Karma and stuff.  I watched a little video that Ian did, an interview with some MMA Expert Guy, it must have taken place like a day ago or something because Mr. McCall looks like he’s at 125 lbs. right now.  Anyway, in the interview, even though Ian is joking around and shit, talking about his mustache and keeping his tone light and kinda joking, you can look into his eyes and see how deadly serious he is about this fight.  There is no brash cockiness.  There is no arrogance.  There is just a guy who has prepared himself for his destiny, a guy who has a family to support, a guy who is hungry and knows he deserves to be in this championship battle.  That guy is Ian McCall.  Tonight we are hopefully going to see Mr. McCall teach Mr. Montague (the villain hahahahhahaha) a lesson about humility and what its like to face a tornado with skills in the ring.

Ian, my friend I wish you luck tonight dude.  I sincerely want nothing more than for you to kick some fucking assssssssssssssssssssssssss!  Montague supposedly said that Ian is in for a long night tonight.  Well, we’ll just see who’s gonna be laying on the canvas praying for the bell.

There are some other fights on the card but I don’t give a shit about them enough to write a bunch of shit that no one is gonna read anyways.  To watch Ian’s fight though, you can go to this site

Kick ASS !

If you actually read this, I thank you kindly.  I’m publishing it to my blog pre fight so whatever happens there is no bandwagon jumping on or off for me.  Ian will destroy and Ian will be champion.


Sorry I don’t own a pair of Roller Skates

two young kids Anthony and Natalie Mandich before we were actually Mandich's

I’ve got my ex-girlfriend over here right now babbling about roller skating upstairs on the hardwood floors.  I had to tell her sorry but I don’t own a pair of rollerskates.  I’d rather push around on a skateboard even if I do it badly.  Apparently, I’m a “son of a bitch” too, which would not make my dear, dear mother very happy to hear hahahaha.  At least that’s what I just overheard in a conversation the ex was having with her drunk momma .

Apparently I am now persona non grata in the South Coast Metro area.  I’m not really very shaken up about it though.  I have other, more urgent, fish to fry at the moment.  As to what I did to earn “son of a bitch” status I have no idea and I don’t really care to tell you the truth.  Drunk wind baggery if you ask me.  Never been a big fan of drunks, even when I was one for a few years back in the nineties.  Its kind of funny or rather kind of ironic that I’m so hated in that household because I have truly never been anything but nice to that woman and I even get along splendidly with her dog, a little yapping barking ingrate who I managed to somehow cultivate quite a bond with.  Dogs do like me.  Maybe because I am one?  Topic for another day.

I’ve got lots of shit going on in my life, most of it not exactly on the great side.  We are losing the house here in two days.  It is getting auctioned off on March 23rd, 2011 and that is when my bubble is really going to burst.  I’ve really gotten accustomed to having the run of this place, its been amazing and I will really be sad to give up my Cowshit Castle when that dreadful day finally comes.  The entire house is pretty much empty right now except for mattresses without sheets and the contents of my art studio/office where I am typing this fascinating shit right here and now.

I’ve got no idea where I’m going to go.  I’ve got no money to get there.  All I have is my talented hands, my paintings and art supplies and my sexy self and not so sexy car.  Plenty of people are sure to be thinking that if I end up homeless and in the gutter its only my deserved reward for being such a jackass.  To them I offer a hearty “Fuck Off….but I do it with a smile on my face because I’m not really serious.  Shit, they are probably right.  I don’t really give a shit about the rights or wrongs of the whole situation.  It is what it is and I’m a fighter who will never give up.

This is all just a wakeup call for me to start being a little smarter with my assets and less inclined to procrastinate and lollygag my way through life.  Time to pump a little Ouspensnky urgency into my everyday life and frankly I welcome the challenge.  Stay tuned for updates on the living situation.  Whether you, constant reader, are a friend or foe, a hater or a supporter, you’ll be anxious to hear the outcomes of this somewhat urgent situation.  LOL.


I’ve kinda gotta run right now for a couple of reasons.  My sister Theresa has commissioned me to do a painting of a baby giraffe for her daughters room in their new house in Norco.  I agreed to do it for the insane price of $100.  So I’ve gotta knock that out here tonight.  Not only that my friend Ian McCall is in New Jersey right now for an audition/tryout for Season 14  of The Ultimate Fighter and I want to call him up and find out how that is going.  Anyways thanks for reading and I welcome any comments or suggestions, constructive or venom laced it matters not.

Oh yeah one last thing.  We went to mediation in Los Angeles last Wednesday for the case involving the death of my sister Natalie while in custody of the Riverside Sheriff’s Department on Valentines Day in 2009.  I have nothing to report as far as results, conclusions, new information etc however.  This time it was much ado about nothing as all we did was stand outside the mediators palatial estate in Century City while he met with representatives of the County of Riverside and our attorney, the capable and effervescent Richard P. Herman.  Rather disappointing, especially for my poor mother, who seemed crestfallen at the lack of new information regarding the exact circumstances of my sisters passing.  Stay tuned for further updates on this sad tale as well.

the fucking title says it all foolio

All is not misery and strife however!  Be sure of that.  I skated a good 35 miles last week which felt great and that’s always a good thing right?  Talk to you people later.

P.S.  Apparently my real father, Maurice Lloyd is very sick right now and in hospital.  My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family in Vancouver.  Get well soon MO!


Anthony John Mandich

Ian McCall (# 1 Flyweight in the World)

Ticket For Ian's Fight in Hawaii

Congratulations to my friend Ian McCall for his awesome performance vs. Jussier da Silva, the  number one ranked flyweight in the world and undefeated coming into their match on the Tachi Palace fights card February 18th, 2011.  I just got a chance to watch the video of the fight and it was really something!

Ian's a bad ass man with a nice mustache

Lean and ready to fuck shit up

For the rest of the fight da Silva tried in vain for another opportunity to submit the resilient McCall.  Too bad his efforts were met with nothing but upper cuts, jabs, overhand rights and lefts and the one time da Silva did manage to get McCall down (at the end of the third round) he was given a steady diet of elbows strikes to the top of the head.  That’s how the fight ended with McCall delivering elbow strikes and giving every ounce of fight that he possessed in his body to the top of da Silva’s head.

Now 9-2 with his only losses coming to Dominick Cruz (UFC 135 lb. Champion) and Charlie Valencia (one tough motherfucker), Mr. Ian McCall is in line for a title shot in August, 2011 and trust me he is going to win that fight and stand alone above the flyweight division.

Congratulations to you Ian and keep up the destruction my man.  You are bad ass.

I, Anthony Mandich, promise to pretty much piss everybody off here

I don't ask for much these days and I don't bitch and whine if I don't get my way

What should I talk about today hmmm?  All sorts of shit perhaps?  Okay, well I feel like a pretty big star right now because Antonio Sabato Jr., that hunk of a man posted a little thank you blurb on my Facebook wall a little bit ago.  What a nightmare for that poor guy really.  I mean how does one deal with one supercreepy yet oddly popular little fella like me?  I am doing an unauthorized and definitely unsolicited yet supremely fucking cool painting of his girlfriend cheryl and i posted a copy of it on his wall so he came on my wall and said thanks.  I mean he doesn’t want to appear ungrateful to his fans and shit so that’s understandable but still though, how many sicko fans does the dude probably have?  I can only imagine how many dumpy dowdy mid western fatty housewives from Kansas or Kentucky or Nebraska or some shit are members of his fan club.  My God, the thought horrifies me for him.  All these wanna be sexy, wanna be cougars (without the cash, class and with triple the ass) who fell in love with Antonio when was on General Hospital way back when….wow.  I’m sure tons of them have painted portraits of him or baked him cookies or sent him their size 124 extra stout soiled panties in the mail, total delusions of grandeur running through their fat little heads that Antonio really wants any of this shit.  That Antonio wants anything more then to be left alone lol.  But still, he is a very successful public figure with a cultivate heartthrob image and has probably always felt obligated to personally thank everyone for whatever little gifts they send, no matter how fucking insane they might actually be.  And he’s actually totally fucking cool.  I mean I know plenty of my own REAL FLesH AND bLOOD FRIENDS,  who feel it well within their rights to delete my posts or censor me or whatever.  To his credit, everything I have ever posted on his wall, is still there.  So I respect him for reals and I feel sorry for him too.  So I try not to be too much of a creep with my celebrity friends and anyways fucking hell the painting is sick as fuck.  Its rad.  So maybe I’m a delusional midwestern cougar fatty myself and if I do send him the painting someday, it will probably end up God knows where but doubt if its gonna be hanging over the dining room table lol.  Well thats my first topic at a close.  Bottom line, don’t be hard on Antonio Sabato Jr. , as he is a cool mother fucker, a handsome mother fucker, with a hotter then goddamn hell girlfriend, and he’s not a dick.  Alrighty moving right along….

Actually Anthony Mandich is not worthy to paint this Goddess

Wow I could go in so many directions right now.  Should I talk about this chick Kendra that I made out with for brief interlude on Saturday night in Los Angeles, should I talk about Steve Jacobson and how good he has it with his sexy ass girlfriend who is down to be his sex slave basically, should I talk about Ryan Johnson, that suave debonair friend of mine, with a face whose cheeks you just wanna squeeze he’s that handsome of a specimen?  Should I talk about my last sexual encounter(s) with _ _ _ _ _ _ or _ _ _ _ _ or _ _ _ _ _ _?  Should I talk about the many beautiful young ladies I fell in love with at the Apoolcalypse party on Saturday August 21st, 2010 at Dystopian Studios? There were many new faces such as Toni, H (8th Letter)-WOW!, Sasha, Kim.  There were many faces I’ve seen before but only strengthened my love for like Eunice, Eden, and Heather.  There was one notable face missing, that I’m pining over, Erica.  So yeah we could go there and stay there for a couple of blogs. 

I could talk about the termination of all contact forever with my ex wife Briar.  There are plenty of untold scandalous details to unfold for you captive readers.  Since she can now officially “suck it” she is fair game so perhaps that’s a topic?

We could get into some really taboo stuff like my dealing with Rodney who none of you are familiar with at the moment but you would be fascinated with learning about.

Gambling is a topic I am aching to get into with you all.  I have a horror story hand to tell you about but I’m still sickened by it myself so I don’t actually know if i I wanna go there right now.

We could even gloss over a few little sentences about my buddy Sean Stenlake’s sexier then goddamn hell little princess of a girlfriend Natasha who is a real life Playboy Playmate who Sean is privileged enough to ravage on a daily basis about forty feet from where I know find myself perched.

LA in general is not a bad topic and i have lots to go over on that end as well.  We could get into a little Area 33 discussion, we could talk about Jacen Onda and his antics.  I could finish by previously started series about my ex girlfriend “Polly” or was it “Dolly” who is now safely back in her husbands house in “Texas”.

My fat dog Woodie getting owned, punked and probably butt fucked by Snickers on a nightly basis, is a topic I have alot of enthusiasm to discuss.  My brother Jon, wow, I would love to do a special series just on Jon alone.  He’s a special and unique young creature of the night and we could spend many an hour together about him.

We are both urban legends. Anthony Mandich and Jon Mandich.

I’ve got an MMA fighter friend named Ian McCall who I plan to get up to some mischief with really soon.  We could talk about him and his competitive sexual nature.  He’s definitely a kindred spirit although I’m not too sure he  would be really that proud of such a horrible fact.

Casino Junkie Crew is one topic I plan on spending several hours regaling you with tales about.  Probably I will end up writing a book about topic alone if  live long enough.

Codependent’s reunion show, Jim Kennedy’s birthday bash, Ricky Menace’s return to the stage….all on three consecutive days starting this Friday…we will get into all the gory details of that weekend but lets wait until that weekend happens.

What else?  The Christian Facebook Army, Caffeine Magazine and my exclusion therefrom, JoJo Meadows art promotion efforts on my behalf in the UK, the state of the union of my art career and life in general, the chaos that is my room.  All of these are worthy topics and I want to get to all of them.  As you can see we have lots to discuss and I  think I’m gonna leave everybody with that for now as I have a poker tournament to play on Full Tilt at the moment, as well as a painting I am working on.

Bye Everybody.  I miss you Michelle and Kellie the Bear Woman

Reaching Out to the East Coast Gay Community, gearing up for my run for the presidency

Luckily I have a very old and trusted friend and colleague, one Mr. Stephen Haproff who I have known for nearly my entire life who happens to be one of the Leaders of the Gay Community in the Greater New York Area.

He’s a distinguished gentleman, one hell of a Rare Rugs/Tapestries/Shrouds? Broker (I think), as well as an intelligent, classy, and I have to admit, handsome devil of a man.

We just had a chat via our Secured Com Line Link Up East Coast West Coast Style to discuss my upcoming bid to become the (Insert Political Party)an Candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America, “In God We Trust”, Epluribus unum, Veni Vidi Vici etc etc.

With the kind and generous approval of Mr. Haproff, Stephen I am going to post the contents of our chat, in order for the American Public to get a better understanding of the way a true American Hero’s thought processes work.

Without further ado, please welcome to the stage Mr. Anthony Mandich and Mr. Stephen Haproff:


didnt even watch my video what a jerk


I did

I watched it

you are very talented

and very sick



love you



how you doing homo

I mean homie


it would have been nice for yout ommcent




i am a very very old friend stephen


you are needy


shut the hell up dude


its only for my art notieirirtytytytyt


im teasing you

just like you used to tease me


i got emails from antonio sabato jr. gina lapiana two comments from clayton hunter male supermodel for ralph lauren and a comment from ian mccall WEC fighter

so it helps to have this litle fame

i am a good artist steph

and i won’t have you besmirching me like this






if you keep it up i might just have to take a shit on my moms wooded floor




and you have a vocabulary too!!!




i will stab kill destrooy this silly world

my browser is so fuckeing up right now that i am like 50 letters a head fo the cursor

and making lots of erros

like a morn

like a morrin

you a morrin


you’re typing to fast


you a morrin boy




but yes


hey doan bee a morrin


to answer your question

I definitely have some moronic tendencies


oh are you stating, for the record, mr. haproff, that you in fact, are a complete and utter imbecile and moron to boot?”

now then

where were we?

oh yes
the topic of Anthony Mandich


I think that would be called “stating the obvious”


Artist and Urban Legend


and now back to you Anthony


One of the hottest and coolest guys in the world, bar none

Just a regular American folk Hero of a certain infamous manner


one of them


Just because you are you

stephen i am gracing you with my radiant and joyful presence

Now then

Now then


what was i just gonna spit out the side of my neck at you?

oh yeah


you could grace me with your radiant and joyful presence all over my face

just not in my mouth


i have decided that the topic of my blog post for the day is going to be Stephen Haproff, Mercenary, Folk Hero and American Ninja

In fact I am going to start it now. thanks

if you have apic you would particularly care to see published in a forum which entertains hundreds each day

then send it to me immediately

i prefer clean high res .psd files but if you don’t even have a brain and don’t know what that is

send a jpeg


and you can check out your little bloggy bloggy doggy at at some point today

good buy god speed farewell you silver haired demon from infierno



fare thee well


don’t hate me because of what i am about to post about you

i just want you to become a regular follower of



and so i will blackmail you


use that one

you can almost see my dick


LOL he doesn’t even give a shit

he actually sends me the fucking photo


love it




i utilize precisely the same weaponry

to wit

my name xanadu

my friend mike barnes thought he was really harming my feeling

by saying my name is xanadu and my face screams IE.

so I embraced it and listen to this comment he posted about it. he was so pissed

watch stay here for one sec brb


how could anyone think that ANYTHING associated with the goddess Olivia Newton John could harm anyone


stephen think about your perspective brother

you are an avowed homosexual man





mike barnes builds skate parks and skateboard ramps


though I dont remember taking the vow


and love “natty lite” and the “shoine” in rhode island

you guys might see things a bit differently in regard to Xanadu and ONJ.





now then i am not a racist or homophobe


THAT was a joke btw


in fact i have many friends in teh gay community



me too


you were not kidding

now back to MYYYYY explanation

ummmm yeah



go ahead

if you have to


so hold on okay


Mike Barnes
I was disappointed that you embraced the whole xanadu thing. you truly are a shameless being.
Monday at 18:36 · UnlikeLike · 1 personYou like this. ·


I thinnk I am just going to post our conversatino stephen if thats okay

unabridged uncensored unspellchecked with your photo and one of me


Im fine with that…


i’m not even going t o proofread it to make sure i didnt dfame myseflf


did I say anything lascivious


okay cool thanks bro don’t reply after this


or untoward?


not really


its funny

but dobnt reply


And there you have it ladies and gentlemen.  I certainly hope that you have enjoyed the first of several debates scheduled to be held over the course of the next year or so.  Look for me, Anthony Mandich, Urban Werewolf, Friend to the Needy, Complete Vulgar Moron, and Miscellaneous Care Giver to Women the World Over to continue to express my views on “hard hitting”, “provocative”, “spellbinding” (just some of my past reviews) issues.

As the Next American President, I promise to just keep up  the mediocrity I consider necessary to provide the motivation for other, less idiotic individuals to continue their fascinating lives as  individuals.

Believe it or not, there is a hidden point in all of this.  If you are an individual, not a sheep, then perhaps you may glean this hidden point, at some point.


Three Good Pals Sharing a Laugh

Anthony Mandich, Folk Hero and Candidate for Sainthood